I cannot believe that someonne broke into my house and took a picture of me

Hell has hellhounds

Darth...... Anna.

Fantastic beasts and how to f*ck them

2,4,6

And now it's the president of the US

Shouldn't it say "too many of us fucking"

The dog helped

After Trump won, they decided to back down to their superior Alpha clown.

Crawl

Sharing is caring ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jump in front of a car of a rich person and hope to get good compensation

Fuck the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off.

Me after affleck playing batman

We live next door, and the noises we've bern hearing, you'd think somebody was being murdered.
-Burial, Graham Masterton

Thank g*d for air pollution

'Cos you cannot get the flu whilst puking in the toilet

He knew where the body was?

Imagine how many books you could take everywhere in the bag

Or she's a vampire

Hope he's not cooking bacon

Technically, birds weren't the only ones to lay an egg, what about i don't know, dinosaurs?

The only one with D40