What's up with that hand?

Bullshit. My first MONTH in to university, I sat on the grass with a Native American, and Italian, and a Jewish guy. They were all the same guy, though. And we were so drunk, me and him.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/johnwayne/lifehard.asp

Racist. It's African American glass.

I was about to be all superior and indignant. "I didn't read this as a freshman in college! I read this as a freshman in hi--- oh. never mind."

Oh, good Lord. DO kids today REALLY think they have a monopoly on bitching about school? Guess what? Kids have ALWAYS bitched about school. About how it doesn't teach them the right things to get by in the real world.
But that's not the point. The point is to make you a well rounded individual. It's estimated that you'll only use about a tenth of what you learn in high school. But you never know what tenth.

The one with the biggest tits.

I find this offensive. I was TOO a complete retard in the 90's!

Shows what you know. After I shit I don't pick it up with my hands. Thought I've been tempted to sometimes. Just to heft it.
Also, I never wipe.

I call bullshit.

Sometimes, the title just makes it all worthwhile.

Because people are the same things as flowers and trees.

Ohmygodthatisamazing eight years ago when I first read it.

Not a square butthole?

As a Wyoming native, I am in love with this and will continue to wyom.

Any evidence of this? Proof? Just a nagging paranoia? It's the nagging paranoia, isn't it?

She's been nominted 18 times. She doesn't have 18 Academy Awards. The story is true. I just don't think Meryl posted it.

I had to read the comments, thinking "Well, this is a boring picture" before I finally got it. Neat!

What an absolute load.

The car in the intersection and the red hand on the crosswalk sign belie the claim that the light just turned green. Also, when that does happen and someone beeps their horn at you... soooo annoying.