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If he has no money to buy a window, there won't be anything to steal 4 comments
lilnietzsche · 4 years ago
What's up with that hand?
Only happens in movies 6 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
Bullshit. My first MONTH in to university, I sat on the grass with a Native American, and Italian, and a Jewish guy. They were all the same guy, though. And we were so drunk, me and him.
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That's Very True 92 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
This is exactly the point, in my opinion.
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I can't be the only one 14 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
This was sort of vague. I wasn't sure if it was about going commando or flicking up the underwear and catching it. Still, occams_gillette calling you a turnip made me laugh and laugh.
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Colored glass effect 3 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
Racist. It's African American glass.
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Freshman year spoilers: 21 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
I was about to be all superior and indignant. "I didn't read this as a freshman in college! I read this as a freshman in hi--- oh. never mind."
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Sort of natural selection 7 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
Nailed it.
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How do I find x when y=I don't give a f*ck 12 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
Oh, good Lord. DO kids today REALLY think they have a monopoly on bitching about school? Guess what? Kids have ALWAYS bitched about school. About how it doesn't teach them the right things to get by in the real world.
But that's not the point. The point is to make you a well rounded individual. It's estimated that you'll only use about a tenth of what you learn in high school. But you never know what tenth.
Which one would you choose? 42 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
The one with the biggest tits.
Don't do it, just don't. 15 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
I find this offensive. I was TOO a complete retard in the 90's!
As a nurse, I see patients do this all of the time and it makes me crazy 10 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
Shows what you know. After I shit I don't pick it up with my hands. Thought I've been tempted to sometimes. Just to heft it.
Also, I never wipe.
That got deep 33 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
I call bullshit.
Damn that's deep 17 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
Well, you could always say it with chocolate...
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I don't see the point of this sculpture 16 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
Sometimes, the title just makes it all worthwhile.
Damn that's deep 17 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
Because people are the same things as flowers and trees.
Cannot unsee 11 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
Ohmygodthatisamazing eight years ago when I first read it.
Trail of a sugar cube falling through the milk froth 6 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
Not a square butthole?
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A state of being 6 comments
lilnietzsche · 5 years ago
As a Wyoming native, I am in love with this and will continue to wyom.
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Thoughts? 34 comments
lilnietzsche · 6 years ago
Any evidence of this? Proof? Just a nagging paranoia? It's the nagging paranoia, isn't it?
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Death Becomes Her was awesome 10 comments
lilnietzsche · 6 years ago
She's been nominted 18 times. She doesn't have 18 Academy Awards. The story is true. I just don't think Meryl posted it.
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You can't differentiate the horizon on first look 7 comments
lilnietzsche · 6 years ago
I had to read the comments, thinking "Well, this is a boring picture" before I finally got it. Neat!
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The most important thing you'll see today 6 comments
lilnietzsche · 6 years ago
Groan.
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Crayons! 42 comments
lilnietzsche · 6 years ago
What an absolute load.
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*when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you* 9 comments
lilnietzsche · 6 years ago
The car in the intersection and the red hand on the crosswalk sign belie the claim that the light just turned green. Also, when that does happen and someone beeps their horn at you... soooo annoying.