Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called a garbage can not a garbage cannot

But both are somehow entertaining

Guys. Just hold your breath

Ya don't say!

Well you could have a threesome, it's still watching and you get to join in and you win $10 million. Everyone wins!

Me when I get my report and my mum sees it

6:43 am

You can buy a simple drinking filter and problem solved

Maybe it's because he's been watching Will San the science man

I'm 13 and 5'3" :(

Well that escalated quickly

This can cure asthma

Guys it doesn't matter.
It's the card you want

What about Buzz Aldrin?

Why not both?

The compass always points north

What if you met your soul mate before you got that timer? It wouldn't be very useful then

As a melbournian, it'll be impossible to tell the weather. Anyone else from Melbourne to share my pain with?

Guys, going to Macdonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug

I read Shawanda as Shawarma
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