He should've followed up with "I've never talked to 'to me' before"

He should've gone for president then. He actually kept his promise.

This test is a bismuth, technetium, hydrogen

This is why periods are called shark week

I got so confused at first. I read that as threes me!

I'm a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!!

WTF guys, you had one job

Maybe because you're more relaxed when you approach your house?

People should read this before they say "I don't know why I dated him/her in the first place?"

SOMEONE WRITE A BOOK

Books are my drugs

The love of food is most important

The toast looks like Michael Stevens

*Stressed*

I've been trying to tell my friends why I don't date while I'm currently in high school but I've never been able to put it in words. This sums it up perfectly, I wouldn't have said it better myself!

Morgan Freeman wasn't God. He IS God

http://weheartit.com/entry/group/79662906

And here I am, struggling to wrap a regular square box

Some people have foxes as pets and I hear theyre described as cuddly as a cat and loyal and outgoing as a dog

But this not Barbie. It's Cameron Van Buren