When I come home early to surprise my gf but she's having a threes*me

IT STILL NEEDS A HUG WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS INSTEAD OF HUGGING IT IT IS IMPORTANT

*hugs the chinchilla*

Chinchilling

I SAID TO HUG THE CHINCHILLA NOT CLUSTER FUCK IT BRITISHLY

I'm not clusterfucking it britishly

YOUR NAME IMPLIES OTHERWISE

No it does not! I'm called Britishclusterfuck cos I am a clusterfuck and I'm British. Calm your tits.