Lilyisamazing

lilyisamazing


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Well said 12 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
When I hurt my brother and he tries to tell my mum
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United getting all gangster on their passengers, right now 7 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
They dragged him so forcefully that he hit his chin on the arm chair and it was bleeding badly
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It could have been a palm tree 31 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
Lily Evans did that when she was 11. I think it's a sign that you're about to be accepted into Hogwarts!
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not about the boobies 35 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
Call me stupid but I honestly never knew that breast cancer can turn out like this and kill you. because of all this "save the boobies talk" I always thought that breast cancer was just a lump thats an inconvenience and that just take surgery and it's gone. But now that I've seen how it's actually like, the redness, the pain etc, I now know that's it's actually a serious problem. We need this to spread around to others
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Just remember that if you're not hot, it means you're cool 6 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
And Satan was attractive so if you meet someone and they're hot, they're basically Satan
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Other People's Way Of Thinking 10 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
Tell that to school teachers...
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Probably the dumbest one-liner jokes 8 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
Toasters don't toast toast. They toast bread
Sailor Mercury 2 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
More like Sailor Queen
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Accurate 24 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
Why are straight guys obsessed with lesbians? .........Why are straight girls obsessed with gay couples?
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Delicious moon 1 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
Is it still not a beautiful shot??
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i always knew they were shifty those cramps 17 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
I also heard that it's almost the same pain as having a ruptured appendix
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That's some intense eating out 9 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
So he's literally giving her head??
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Deadpool 10 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
Did Ryan Reynolds play Deadpool or did Deadpool play Ryan Reynolds???
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What has the weather become 6 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
Especially the weather we've been getting this week alone!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of your soul? 90 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
0. I have no soul
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Motivation at the gym 10 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
This could be us but I'm a fat piece of shit with 0 upper body strength
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Use only as directed 4 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
Ear dildo
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Mulan is better than a princess tho, she's a badass warrior 4 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
Are you sure Mushu wasn't behind her to tell her to say that?
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Looks Like She's In A Bit Of A Jam 5 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
She got herself into a sticky situation
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One of the most talented actors of our era 7 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
Same for when people tell me I'm naturally smart. Um no, I worked hard and studied hard to get the grades I deserve. Telling me I'm naturally smart whenever I get something right is rude because you're disregarding all the effort I put in to get something done right
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I sheponk I would never have to sheponk anything ever again 8 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
Me: I wish I had infinite wishes
Genie: You cant wish that
Me: I wish I could
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That was unexpected 7 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
But where are the explosions???
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It makes a lot of sense 9 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
He was the 40th president of Uruguay and the dubbed the "worlds poorest president" because he gave so much of his money to charity. How he's a cunt, I'm not sure?
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Makes sense economically 17 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
I found a useful video that explains really well the problem and how the population growth is gradually slowing down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsBT5EQt348
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Same tbh 4 comments
lilyisamazing · 7 years ago
introvert problems.
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