Lindsay

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Romance isn't about money 5 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Its weird how much I relate to Zoidberg now I'm an adult.
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They waited almost 2 hours 19 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Sounds like my sisters graduation party :( It broke my heart to see it.
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Why pixar, just why? 20 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Just saying there's commercials out for finding dory and the incredible was announced last year. You could easily find out from credits of movies who max brace is and then google how long he's been at Pixar. Not saying you are lying, but all your inside tips are really things anybody could know/find out easily.
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I hated when this happened 6 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Our entire class in fifth grade dropped our pencils for the sub at the same time. Not even a bad thing to do, but the bitch ratted on us and we all had to write an essay on why we shouldnt pull pranks the next day at recess.
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Well what do we have here... Oh the irony 8 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Guess he shouldn't have fucked with that witch doll after all.
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Seriously 35 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
And that's why I have no shame when I download music
Dealing with b*tchy daughter 11 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
But what if without you there she's happy and doesn't want you to come back?
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Pixar. 2 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Thats literally what all animators ask themselves. How would XX move?
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f*cking savage 29 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Assuming thats the GTA girl.
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f*cking savage 29 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Wasn't the girl on the left modeled after a real girl? I feel like I read that somewhere.
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No more glorifying disorders 29 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Also ocd. Seems like everybody has ocd now a days just because they like things unorganized. That's not fucking ocd!
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Just Think About This If You Feel BAd :) 7 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
I wonder if Bush was actually just trying to be funny all those times, but being the pricks we are, we all thought he was just dumb and so he just went with it.
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That's one big head 8 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Tom Felton*
Can we have this 18 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
*cough* guest has a valid point *cough*
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I don't understand how tipping works 18 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
We usually just throw the tip on the bar and go about our business. Almost always the bartenders sees it before somebody else gets it.
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Know your audience 4 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
As a plus size woman I must say I would not wear those shirts.
This is his first. Pretty much confirms the Oscar for him 6 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Freak out for a week and then forget about him.
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*sips tea* Butttt that's none of my business 13 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Stripper is an entirely acceptable career. They make more money than as a fastfood worker and they gotta deal with worse people. Plus not everybody can be a stripper. It's a lot of hard work. If I could get in shape I'd be one.
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It's 2016, and I still can't see this sh*t. 15 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
This is one of the few times having a lazy eye actually comes in handy.
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The best gym machine 5 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
First time I actually laughed at a post and not just smile, in like a week.
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Every period is lunch period 40 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
My sister had to get on the bus at 5:45 her senior year so she brought coffee with her. When the bus driver found out she kicked my sister off the bus. My sister brought it up with the principal who was like that's too damn early to not have coffee, you win. Sometimes the teachers (or bus drivers) are just too controlling and it has nothing to do with the people above them.
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Pretty much sums it up 119 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
It says god, but it doesn't say which one. That is left for interpretation by whomever wants to. If it said in alla we trust, that would define a religion. It's just unfortunate that the Christian god's name is God and that's what people think its referring to
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It's true 67 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
When somebody close to you dies you'll figure it out that the weapon isn't the problem it's the person behind it. I'm done.
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It's true 67 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
The bill of rights were considered unalienable rights. They are rights people were born with and that as humans we all deserved. The founding fathers made clear that these rights were not ones to be taken away under any circumstance. We the people of the United States of America have the right to overthrow our government if they try and take away our unalienable rights. Its in the Constitution.
Law obiding or not, you know damn well you take away our guns and shit will hit the fan.
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As if things could get any worse 1 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
A quote from fmylife comes to mind, "You deserved it."
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