Like a psycho 5 comments
God f*cking dammit Romeo 6 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
i mean if romeo wasn't such a manly man and would have taken the time cry at her fucking corpse, she'd wake up and they'd live happily ever after etc. but noooo, he had to act on his manly instincts (pretty sure there's upbrining involved in that too) that are: 1) do not cry 2) DO something immediatelly and get them both killed.
by the Darwin-involving bit I wanted to make a fucking cruel joke about how men are redundant and probably headed towards extinction by way of natural selection. the manliest will go first. Darwin was just there to make things sound more fancy.
by the Darwin-involving bit I wanted to make a fucking cruel joke about how men are redundant and probably headed towards extinction by way of natural selection. the manliest will go first. Darwin was just there to make things sound more fancy.
The Police in Sweden hosted an event where you could test if you can outrun a policeman 18 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
@guest, have you heard of a thing called humor? i'm pretty sure you seriously lack that. maybe run along to a doctor and get a prescription for some? sicerely hope you're not in the usa bc i've heard health care is expensive over there. such a shame. anyway, good luck with that!
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Would you? 53 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
i have failed more exams than i care to remember, m8. that doesn't scare me much.
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Edited 9 years ago
This generation's kids are going to have sooooo much ammunition against their parents 4 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
it is indeed regrettable that his son isn't practising the same kind of being dumb.
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92% 35 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
as a virgo who never carried the charger anywhere, i can submit data that differs from yours: curent battery percentage is 36%
Would you? 53 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
with enough rock salt, silver, knives, blankets and flashlights, sure, why not? even if there are ghosts or whatever, what can they do to me that uni hasn't already? give me fucking anxiety? starve me halways to death? keep me up all night? what?
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God f*cking dammit Romeo 6 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
men. never crying, always rushing to do something. where's a Darwin to point out an example of natural selection for you when you need one?
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The Police in Sweden hosted an event where you could test if you can outrun a policeman 18 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
with the obesitiy percentage in murica i'd be surprised ot hear anyone ever runs anymore.
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Friend sent me this. Apparently I am a demigod. 75 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
i see it in yellow. does that mean i'm colourblind? should i see a doctor?
Well 79 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
also, if i may add some advice, don't be genetically/famillialy connected to terrorists because certain "fighters against terrorism" might show up and cut your balls off without any prior warning and call it 'justice', 'it's the only language they understand' etc and get a medal for it.
Well 79 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
killing people and sending around their body parts is always an answer. we should do it more often. don't hunt down and imprison the bad guys, catch their grandpas, wives, kids etc and slice them like salami because that's the only language the bad guys understand. and we can speak that language. oh yes. we are proud of how well we can deal with the bad guys. getting on their level and all that. very fucking sophisticated and lawful and humane.
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Grammer Nazis will love it 6 comments
Stay in the room 54 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
I've never owned a dog either, I just think that if you've loved an animal for, I don't know, 10 years? you probably love it enough to be there for it in its final moments. yes, I KNOW the dog probably doesn't know it's going to die but it's still agitated from the different environment and whatever else so it needs you and the comfort you provide just by being there. You, however, do know it's going to die so I'd expect you'd be a decent human being and do the right fucking thing. You chose to have a dog, it's your responsibility and I think you should do right by the poor animal and be there with it while it goes to sleep, whether that's hard for you or not. Life isn't a fairytale where you only get to do what you feel like doing and avoid the rest.
Stay in the room 54 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
you do, however. asshole. it's a big fucking deal because the dog spent its life giving you love and attention and you can't even be there to calm it with your presence as it's being put down??
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This is me 10 comments
Korean girl's response to eating American BBQ for the first time 12 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
i've recently tried mandu and i think it should be the rest of the world who envies the Koreans.
Stay in the room 54 comments
This is how to be a great friend. 15 comments
lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
that's wondeful and very kind but dude.. you do need sleep, you know that? getting sleep-deprived so someone else feels better is probably not a way to live.
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Why is this even an issue? Some people like their coffee black and some put cream and sugar in it. What's the point bitching about others' preferences?