LindsMolinari

lindsmolinari


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1956 psychiatrists 18 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
i dont' give a fuck about what they *meant*. i can only read what's written: 'never do anything you don't wannna',
do you even have any idea how frustrating a shitty job can be? fuck that bread mate, we're paying it with blood and mental health. fuck everything. don't go all 'metaphorical' and long sighted on me. and in particular, don't fucking defend this capitalistic fucking gross world. it shouldn't be like that. they way it is right now is terrible and we should try to change it not just roll with it.
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so guys dont use toothbrush? at least this guy doesnt 23 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
parody? riiiigh. right. sure. absofuckinglutely.
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The Deadliest Knife 42 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
you guys are scary and can stick it
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No, this wasn't photoshopped. It's what happens when idiots breed dogs 39 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
well excuse me but most of the cat and dog breeds we've created have terrible health problems as a consequence of their, well, breeding process. those flat-faced cats for example have trouble breathing. labradors have bound-to-become-a-huge-problem hip joints. it's all on us, really. not just this one dog.
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The Deadliest Knife 42 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
the amount of comments saying 'i want this' is scaring me. what do you want it for? you can't even cut bread with this thing. it's useless.
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so guys dont use toothbrush? at least this guy doesnt 23 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
I feel geniunely sad for this guy and his similarly-thinking bros. How tragic must it be to live with such a small, narrow, pathetic mind? Poor things.
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1956 psychiatrists 18 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
"never again do anything you don't want to"
do you realize we live in a decadent, capitalist world where you HAVE to work in order to be able to eat? it kinda makes that advice totally useless.
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Just be blunt 28 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
"i want you to fuck me into a mattress, please."
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A man's guide to the vest 11 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
I am fine now, yes, i've been succesfully resuscitated and given an anti-sarcasm vaccine. All well now. :D
Well, what can I say, the internet is a dark cave full of mannerless people. :C I often wonder that too, specially when I "run into" a particularly bad egg.. i'm like, "why do i even bother talking to this screaming neaderthal who obviously isn't even reading what i'm saying, much less trying to see my point of view, jeeze, what am i hoping to achieve" :P
A man's guide to the vest 11 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
I understand where you're coming from but i'd never in a thousand years think of googling different kinds of vests... that's the beauty of random posts like this. you learn something you'd probably never would, going about your usual ways. i think that's nice.
ps: your sarcasm is lethal. i had to be taken to the hospital after reading your reply. please work on that? :D
The cat looks so angry 3 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
it seems like the cat will soon have a chance to try out the new kil honoring skills ... on the owner's corpse.
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True story 12 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
to be completely honest, all nazis are scary and dangerous, regardless of their attire.
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Cheers to that! 31 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
except it doesn't work that way. things, people, relationships... they are what we think they are, waht we want them to be. there are endless possibilities and i think that's fine. wouldn't it be boring to live with such a certainty? certainty in itself it boring. it does not offer a challenge. without a challenge, evrything is too easy and nothing is worth our time anymore. all that effort you have nothing to spend on. wouldn't that be disappointing?
i'ts similar to that one... if all of one's wishes come true, does that guarantee happiness?
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A man's guide to the vest 11 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
i agree on the sad topic since this should hardly be the place for the sad things, considering the url of this thing etc but an occasional artsy or useful post bothers you too? does it hurt you to scroll by or are you so afraid of learning something new?
*sips tea* Butttt that's none of my business 13 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
fine, cross out the museum and insert a ballet performance. happy now?
i think it's pretty clear i did not try to objectify anyone. my point was both stippers and butterflies and ballet dancers etc are beautiful, pleasant to watch and there's honestly nothing wrong with enjoying that as long as you're behaving yourself. same goes the other way around. if you don't shame ballet dancers you shouldn't shame the strippers either. of course the ballet dancers put a lot more work in their performance etc etc but when it comes down to it, they're both just people paid to do asethetically pleasing things and they should not be shamed for it.
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And let the college notes war begin 11 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
as a medical student i can tell you that a) notes ain't everything and b) if i wanted to stack a pile of all the paper one has to read/learn from in medschool, i'd need to do in the front yard and take 10 steps back to take the picture.
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*sips tea* Butttt that's none of my business 13 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
i don't see why anyone should talk bad about anyone, really. i mean, if you also can glide down an upright metallic pole slowly while looking sexy but actually do it better than all of the strippers i guess that give you permission to talk shit about their performance. otherwise no.
as for the people who go see them... well, i too like to look at pretty things? i go to see a museum collection of butterflies and pay for it...it's kinda the same thing right?
if you really want to bitch about someone, bitch about the rude people who grab strippers, tip them badly and harrass them.
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If you had an hour to live 49 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
remind people i love that i, in fact, love them. eat all of the choclate mousse. write a quick last will. call a certain person and try to get laid one last time. if time left, choose funeral music. i wouldn't really be that fucked if i did all that. i mean, hopefully i'd get fucked, if you know what i mean.
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I love both bound and electronic books 26 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
okay, now this is great, bitching about bitching. A+ way of spending time. :P
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One for the girls 10 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
i am pretty sure your comment wins
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A man's guide to the vest 11 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
i need the three button asymetric one. like, need it more than a new mug and i need a new mug very much since the (brand new one) i had just broke from pourin in fucking hot water. yes. i know. excellent mug.
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Ass dazlers 6 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
this is one of the dumbest things i've seen but it's very laughable so i guess that's something. :D
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Priorities 22 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
A bad one.
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One for the girls 10 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
only if the boyfriend actually knows what he's doing.
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Dude tried to face swap with a baby 17 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
I did NOT need to see this. Ever.
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