one of the reasons to teach kids to handle animals properly instead of watching annoyedly and then bitching about it on the internet.

excuse me but what better source of vitamin d than sucking the d? :D

@third, people have tried to explain you this stuff in a million ways (thank you!) so... as a future doctor i don't really know what else tell you except [puts professionalism aside] fuck you very much you ungrateful, igonrant shit. [gets back into the professional pants]

you fussing about it just prooves my point about men being the weakest gender. /all and everything/ offends you.

THANK YOU!!

well uh, that's kind of the whole point, isn't it?

what you call 'almost no work' i call long, tedious, painful years of studying and learning how to examine someone and be able to say with a large amount of certainty that they're fine and can go home, carry on with their life.
also, if you'd rather pay 2000$ for the doctor to tell you your spine is fractured and you'll probably never walk again, i'm sure it could be arranged by a prior shove down some stairs. just tell the hospital staff you think they don't deserve to get paid because you've arrived to your check-up healthy and i'm sure they'll be more than happy to oblige.

if being a jew in nazi germany isn't the very definition of 'fucked' then i dont' know what is.