and harry did all that completely by himself, did he. -.- even that patronus was a product of extracurricular efforts his teacher and harry put into practicing.

have you seen bridget jones shopping for a pregnancy test in what-was-it-switzerland ? :D

boo hoo selfies are bad, young people are awful -.-

and get him a proper poofy yellow dress this time!

i have the amazing ability of being affected by caffeine for max 30 minutes. after that - back to half-self-awareness we go.

because in this capitalist hell of a world leaving your desk immediatelly is totally a thing one can do wtihout any bad and potentionally devastating consequences, right.

personally i always thought crushes were something majorly in your head. doesn't really matter who the person actually is, it matters what you think they are, the image of them you constructed in your head. and you blush a bit thining about them, you tell your friends how cute they are and then it all sort of fades without any actual consequences.
falling in love can have similar traps but it's much stronger and it doesn't let you go out of its claws for a long, long, long, long, long time. the person you fell in love with could dye their hair plum-purple, get a mullet, vote for trump, kick a dog and you'd still, super-irrationally, yearn for them. can't shake it. they could cut your own heart out and make dog food out of it and you'd just go 'hey i have these really expensive spices i bought last week, wanna try, here, take it'. anything where love is involved chews you right fucking up and spits you out a different person. no way you wouldn't get a few scars where love is involved.

cheers, man! well done :D

i can confirm that this is in fact not cooking and i can also confirm that it would in fact be vital if primary schools taught children basic survival skills like cooking because i'm fucking sick of these supposed adults who can't cook pasta.
a) it's not that hard
b) HOW did you survive 20+ years on this planet without having to cook a thing at least once

excuse me but how does a gun and being naked go together logically? wouldn't you want to hypothetically have at least some pants on so in case you have to shoot someone in the middle of the night, at least your balls won't accidentally get in the way?

it's not. days don't have 40 hours on average.

i've been told the fear of a reccurence is even worse. you may beat cancer but you continue fearing it might return for the rest of your life. apparently the regular check-ups are literal hell.

Daisy is a very pretty dog!

i once made the mistake of ordering an irish coffe at the coffee&refreshemnts shop at uni. the dude behind ht ecounter went 'WHAT? WITH WHISKEY??' and lots of people stared and i just mumbled 'nononothat's fine give me a regular one'. i honestly thought if there's an instant coffee mix flavoured like spicy cupcakes there would be one smelling like irish cream. i was wrong.

didn't jim carrey make an excellent gay movie about this stuff? :P

as a person 5 years into uni... my advice is to cling to highschool as hard as you can bc it will be over too soon and what you thought was literal hell, well, you'll see how highschool is in fact room temperature hell compared to uni which is a fullblown hell, your ass is on fire 24/7 and all the fire extinguishers contain gasoline.

this is splendid !! :D