What do you mean? Have you actually ever been on tumblr?

How so?

Honeybunches, we've been over this. You're a pathetic mortal. I'm GOD.

Ex-CUSE me? Hon, why on Earth would I be hungry for power if I'm already the only God? Nobody has more power than me.

He was picking on Gabe! I couldn't let that slide!

Well, he was supposed to be a painter but SOMEONE *glares at Satan* told him he wasn't good enough.

I would but I'm literally God and God is always right.

My pet, you're very cocky. And no, you are not the best, little angel. Keep trying though; maybe one day you'll get close.

Of course I do, darling, I'm literally God.

Oh, sugar, I'm so terribly awfully sorry!

Well, that was redundant.

Then why bother making it your public username, sweetie? It's like those Facebook posts where the girl complains and then says she doesn't want to talk about it.

Oh honey, there's no need to be hostile! I just couldn't tell if you knew or not and I find it quite fascinating. Besides, what do you want to be so badly?

Okay but FUN FACT: you guys probably know this but lemmings don't actually throw themselves off cliffs! That's a lie propagated by Disney in this stupid-ass documentary way back when