I do the same. But more so to allow other people to talk about things they love and know about. Everyone wants to be an expert some time.

Not the list I would have guessed! Dang ladies, your purses sure are mysterious... and specific...

Pressing that "End Call" button angrily just never measures up...

Look at this nerd with a straw in his beer!

Oh man, I just can't stop laughing at this!

This feels simultaneously alarming and incredible.

I had to read one of them like three times because I kept seeing it as "I like to sleep... with my head inside my pillowcase after I cut off a huge toe nail" Great job, brain!

Who is taking these?!

Sounds legit.

Oh man, I laughed so hard at this!

I agree wholeheartedly.

Looks legit to me.

This is an entirely reasonable response to being denied cookie cake. Seriously.

I wouldn't consider myself terribly afraid of spiders, but if one is on me out of nowhere, I definitely do that spastic panic dance.

I'm in love with this idea.
A restaurant that cares about you enough to manipulate you into healthy relationships.