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deleted
· 10 years ago
· FIRST
Totally normal tho.
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misspugtato
· 10 years ago
I always compliment my stuffed toys because I don't want them to kill me in the middle of the night.. Oh god they're probably watching me type this HELP
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lucifer
· 10 years ago
Sometimes I argue with myself about a disagreement with myself
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lolxd
· 10 years ago
Sometimes I threaten to kill my phone if it doesn't function properly
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lilchickiecat
· 10 years ago
And then apologize because you don't want to hurt it's feelings.
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lucifer
· 10 years ago
I don't apologize I give myself the silent treatment
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mickymouse
· 10 years ago
I like sleeping on the floor, it's fun to sleep in different places; your own bed can get boring sometimes
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littlehorse
· 10 years ago
I had to read one of them like three times because I kept seeing it as "I like to sleep... with my head inside my pillowcase after I cut off a huge toe nail" Great job, brain!
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yoyoyizzo
· 10 years ago
I too talk dirty to my food when I'm hungry.
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guest
· 10 years ago
Faking a seizure? Personally, I don't find that an appropriate action to do ever. No matter the circumstance. My friend had epilepsy due to a brain tumor, and had countless seizures a day at one point. [She is still alive, and doing well now] But I would recommend not being so desperate as to fake what would normally be a medical emergency just for attention, even if only the attention of a pet. [Sorry if I'm overreacting]
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ilovemydog
· 10 years ago
My mom had a brain tumor and is also epalptic but he said fake a seizure it's a joke and I'm sure he would let people know he wasn't really having one and I also doubt he does it around random people. It's a joke just like saying your OCD about cleaning or a certain thing even if you aren't actually OCD it's an exaggeration to be funny or emphasize an action so I kinda think your over reacting cause my mom who has seizure would actually find thAt funny but everyone is entitled to their opinion
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sarahj75
· 10 years ago
From the next part, I think that they only do it in front of their dogs, but yeah, that would be horrible if I'm wrong.
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guest
· 9 years ago
Yes, this was definitely about dogs. Those bitches know though, oh they know.
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
I like to make extremely unlikely scenarios like out of nowhere a bunch of astonishingly beautiful women fall from the skies and I tell to myself "Gotta catch 'em all"
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blaze
· 10 years ago
I do the first one and the eulogy one
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epicchicken
· 10 years ago
I'm neverrvous because I legitimately do about 4 of those things
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autotunedbird
· 10 years ago
I like you already.
gtkill
· 10 years ago
you 're only weird if you don't do any of these.
guest
· 10 years ago
I always check the shower when I walk into the bathroom then I close the door.
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starkjr
· 10 years ago
I can relate to the first and the last one.
brainy
· 10 years ago
I do almost all of these...
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