They're so pretty I wouldn't want to eat them

Bathtubs. More deadly than sharks

When the amount of followers you have became more important than spending time with people that matter

He was trying to grab his pec lol

when I see Steve's booti

Why did the dog ask you why you're grilling

How did they kill it?

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM THIS IS WHO I AM

*whispers* now four asses

*nervously turns off phone for today*

When I went to the wizarding world of harry potter for first time

My dad literally says this like everyday

When I'm home alone and I hear a sound

*squirms*

My first thought was that those were condoms and some dude had a really weird orgasm

Or his girlfriends coming over