Is your cat to noisy ? Kitten mittens

Jrousers?

Simples

Cats are assholes man ..

It looks like it would bite your face off if you gave it no name cat crunchies ..

Mix it up , 3.45 am. Just for funsies

Good day to be a teacher

No Sweetie, not under your blankets!, that shit will never wash out ..

Seems weird she’s try to hide whatever the fuck is behind her hand, and not the hoarders paradise she’s got spilling over everywhere

When the wash baskets empty, or the dishwashers unpacked - tiny victories get you through the day

Ta da!!

Looks like they lost the faith

He won’t be making bail then, will he .

Move out ?

Have you ever made a sausage dog mad? They’ll bite your fucking face off !

You sassy Devil

We live in a Democracy, you can leave whenever you want.

That’s Hissssssterrical

Wild card, Bitches !!!

Back in the day , if someone said something critical of you , you got over it or you died of plague. Get your shit together youngsters!

It’s factual and not inaccurate

People are the fucking worst!! How could anyone be so awful to such a good boy ???

why not blame that orange cockhead for shit going wrong? He’s gonna get us all killed because of his dick measuring against every other crazy world leader- he can fucking take the rap for me forgetting to pay the phone bill - fat cunt

It’s not fat it’s got big bones

I’ll be impressed when it’s got sleeves