Are you getting old?

but.... I’m only 14

Or when you're the one washing the dishes every night

If replacing the sponge after washing every single dish makes you stop twitching, it means you have ocd

I'm 24 and that makes me happy

I'm 26 it's made me happy the past few years. Only thing to make me happier is a dishwasher.

Rips plastic, hold in hand *omg it's so firm and it feels nice.. squeeze*. Picks up glass *nooo.. I'm not gonna use it first on glass, you deserve better*, picks up plate *no.. not plate either, it doesn't feel right*...... *uuhhh maybe I'll wait until I use that pot over there, now that's special, after all, it is your first time*. Open one 2 days ago, and I still haven't use it. Waiting for that special moment..... I'm not right in the head, aren't I? Carry on... just rambling here...

When the wash baskets empty, or the dishwashers unpacked - tiny victories get you through the day

When you're a kid, new sponge Bob makes you happy. When you're an adult, a new sponge makes you happy.