I don't trust this piece of plastic and metal to protect my children....

*screaming*

Depends on the grenade. Like Chu said. If it's modern and has a second trigger then yes. If it has no second trigger.... you should start running

Okay but that is like a great idea for an actual book cover. I want it.

Okay but how is a strapless top allowed in a school?! Gotta be careful...those shoulders...

Why was my first thought to eat the glass covered bread?

That is not the intended use sir!

What about my tired.

Currently buying shit for my Enchantress true form costume and my friend is going as Dr. Moone. I get to freeze my ass off as she saunters around in a hoodie and cargo pants.

Literally all the ASL I know is the song Heathens (21pilots) and the alphabet....

Is it a thing that everyone but me has complete matching sets of pots and pans?! Where do you keep the big pasta pots?!

Nope, sorry. Bye

He rolled so the force of the fall was convertedfro vertical to horizontal. Then he could just roll until the built up force dissipated.

Notice Cosmo has no steering wheel....

Fucking Chapstick!

I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about. My chickens would go to hell for grass.

Today is Friday and I'm reading this from work, and I have work on Sat.... soo....

Тили Тили Бом... in my ass.
So some creepy Russian monster/myth....

Linen, not paper.

Standing underneath on in a rainstorm can cause blisters and chemical burns too.

No... Longbows are about as tall as a short man when strung, sometimes even taller. The arrows are also longer and the pull on something like that is usually enormous so even if it was a longbow, someone as scrawny as (I assume that's) Legolas wouldn't be able to pull it.

Before it loaded I thought it was going to be a Batman ref... I've been watching too much Justice League lately...

What the fuck is a "shoe zone?!"