LolitaQueer

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Pretty sure we all need this in our lives 2 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
I don't trust this piece of plastic and metal to protect my children....
Just a snake? 5 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
*screaming*
Answer quickly! 8 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Depends on the grenade. Like Chu said. If it's modern and has a second trigger then yes. If it has no second trigger.... you should start running
How to fail at photoshopping pictures 1 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Okay but that is like a great idea for an actual book cover. I want it.
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How To Cheat In A Test 3 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Okay but how is a strapless top allowed in a school?! Gotta be careful...those shoulders...
Advice Mallard on Household Accidents 6 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Why was my first thought to eat the glass covered bread?
Mind Boggling Pencil Art 1 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
That is not the intended use sir!
How Donald Trump puts his kids to bed 3 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
What about my tired.
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Eat a piece of candy after every Harley Quinn costume you see. 37 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Currently buying shit for my Enchantress true form costume and my friend is going as Dr. Moone. I get to freeze my ass off as she saunters around in a hoodie and cargo pants.
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And all this time I thought they were just handy people 25 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Literally all the ASL I know is the song Heathens (21pilots) and the alphabet....
Clever ways to keep your pots 6 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Is it a thing that everyone but me has complete matching sets of pots and pans?! Where do you keep the big pasta pots?!
Itsy bitsy spider 13 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Nope, sorry. Bye
How he did not break his legs? 9 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
He rolled so the force of the fall was convertedfro vertical to horizontal. Then he could just roll until the built up force dissipated.
Cosmo? Wanda? 6 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Notice Cosmo has no steering wheel....
I already hoard puppies 157 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Fucking Chapstick!
'MURICA! 40 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Exactly!
Oh gosh... 10 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about. My chickens would go to hell for grass.
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bad news 7 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Today is Friday and I'm reading this from work, and I have work on Sat.... soo....
What's your song? 122 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Тили Тили Бом... in my ass.
So some creepy Russian monster/myth....
How can wood be so metal? 28 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Standing underneath on in a rainstorm can cause blisters and chemical burns too.
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Worlds of fantasy 19 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
No... Longbows are about as tall as a short man when strung, sometimes even taller. The arrows are also longer and the pull on something like that is usually enormous so even if it was a longbow, someone as scrawny as (I assume that's) Legolas wouldn't be able to pull it.
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Mow the fire! 2 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Or blow shit up.
Penguin being a Jerk 8 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
Before it loaded I thought it was going to be a Batman ref... I've been watching too much Justice League lately...
Shoe zone 3 comments
lolitaqueer · 4 years ago
What the fuck is a "shoe zone?!"