Mother of makeup o.o

I had a class, where if you managed to get a C you were considered by the others as super smart. If you were an overachiever and somehow managed to get a B, you were considered extremely intelligent..... and for the only soul that managed to get an A, we all thought of him as genius, and not being from this planet.

But why, though.

But hey, at least it's a couple of months instead of years.... like how I have been feeling with the third book of the Kingkiller Chronicles. Or the entire series in general.

If you are a clumsy person, that'll be terrifying. Being at risk of dropping something, like say, the computer, from there.

You want clogged arteries, cuz that's how you get clogged arteries... and a heart attack, eventually.

Is that a paper napkin? All that fancy arrangement and you gonna use a regular napkin?!

I got the same flyer yesterday.

And I have yet to find one...

... All flowers have a meaning, while dandelion might be considered as a weed, in the language of flowers it means faithfulness and happiness.

I want it.

Genius. I'll try the first one once I get desperate enough.

You know, instead of reading them in their voices, I imagined the bears' instead, and that made it a thousand times funnier.