Ta-kill-ya

Only every day.

Those eyes

Me

Time traveler

I think what we're really learning here is that the clothes make the girl.

And you never wanna come down.

That's cool. Good job!

Wouldn't she then be too intoxicated to fly?

And that's how one gets themselves murdered.

Yeah, seriously very rude.

Missing you... feeding me.

Love this.

LTR require negotiations, compromises and must adjust for changes to both parties. Not fun, but real.

Reminds me of the methods of older siblings

Nope. Burn it down.

I don't care about the car, but I do care if they're gainfully employed and have financial security like a savings account. Lessons learned the expensive way.

Best pet owner.

And I'm proud when I don't burn a regular one.

OK, thx for the tears.

Stop playing with your food.

Thank you, Japan, for nightmares.

Just read this as "shit-wear"

Those look like they could pinch through a human leg.