LowKeyLaufeyson

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Thought you guys might like this, from my fave YouTuber 13 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
I love this freaking Irish goof, man omg <33
Also today is his birthday so happy birthday to the bossiest boss that ever bossed! HIGH FIVE! *WHA-PISH*
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I want this so bad 43 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
I wanna be there when the person who accidentally picked up 50 shades of grey comes out of the book just to see the look on their face.
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WHYYYYYYYY 10 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
When there's a convention nearby.
Rings alarm clock 7 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
Something that tiny would not wake me up.
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But seriously guys, tone it down 50 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
Most of those pictures aren't even from protests, though. They're from gay pride parades where you're supposed to dress up as freely as you like.
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Who's a good boy? 19 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
DERRINGERRRRRRRRRRRR
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What men and women should know 14 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
Well the way I read it I thought of it like couples who feel the need to constantly stay together rather than leave to get their shit together. It's kind of hard to explain.
What men and women should know 14 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
Ehh, I gotta disagree with the first one. When my parents first met they weren't in a good place financially and they went their separate ways in order to get their lives together. Once they were doing better they came back together and now they've been married for 30+ years.
Gay bodybuilder 3 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
If so I'd like two gay bodies, please. I need them by next month.
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Benedict Cumberbatch to play Doctor Strange 23 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
I did say that the first article I read said it was confirmed, but that I couldn't find it, didn't I? And then I said that at this point I'm not sure because other articles said it wasn't confirmed yet. If anything you need to actually read my comment, which clearly explained what I just said. I read plenty, thank you very much. I love reading so if anyone shouldn't be jumping to conclusions it's you.
Halloween is fun 4 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
Grandmother from hell
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Nature is gay 4 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
Damn nature, you fabulous!
This is why you don't let goats watch the exorcist 16 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
Goat simulator is getting really realistic.
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Please 13 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
That's the joke. It's supposed to say "fuck me, right?" but he changed it to "fuck me, please?" on purpose.
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Six types of student 9 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
That's not a student, that's the dropout.
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Benedict Cumberbatch to play Doctor Strange 23 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
As lame as it sounds I have an app that updates me on news and such about Benedict. I can't find which article it was I read on there, but there are several floating around. Here's one, but this one doesn't say it's confirmed: http://deadline.com/2014/10/benedict-cumberbatch-doctor-strange-movie-cast-862815/
It may actually not be, but the article I first read said it was so at this point I'm not sure.
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Benedict Cumberbatch to play Doctor Strange 23 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
Marvel has confirmed it.
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Six types of student 9 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
Curve Wrecker and proud.
Demon Like Creature Crawling On Buildings In Russia 38 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
All aboard the nope train to fuckthatville
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Water balloon being dropped but not popping 14 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
The job of a water balloon is to pop when thrown or dropped because it's pretty lame when they don't so yeah.
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Stay safe kids 36 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
I read it as seat belt at first too
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Water balloon being dropped but not popping 14 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
Dammit balloon, you had one job.
I don't lie. 15 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
DIDN'T WE ALREADY TALK ABOUT THIS??
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Lunch 5 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
If your sentence starts with something like "not to be racist" or "no offense, but" then you probably shouldn't say it.
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I don't lie. 15 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 6 years ago
I don't think 'gross' and 'fat' are synonyms.
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