Hey man, how you choose to kiss is none of my business. Just don't bring those claws anywhere near me.

Maybe it's some really intense kissing.

Well if you kept reading then you'd see that getting hurt meant you'd meet the love of your life, so you'd go to the park.

I know there was one creepypasta where a guy found a book and every chapter was about people he knew and at the end of the chapter they would die then they'd die the next day in real life. And then it was like the last chapter was about him, but he refused to read it at first, but then he finally decided to. I forgot how it ended though, probably with him dying too.

OTP

Well, I mean, Moriarty only needed a cell phone, some gum, a diamond, and a fire extinguisher.

Google says, "The iPad 3 has an entry level price point of $499 for the cheapest model and goes all the way up to $829 for the most expensive model. When the iPad 3 was released, Apple continued to sell the iPad 2 16 GB Wi-Fi model for $399, which is $100 lower than the cheapest iPad 3."
So even if they bought the cheapest ones it'd still be $4,788.
AKA way too fucking much.

That means it's working.

Well personally speaking, I'm not pissed off by vegetarians. Although I don't choose to do it, I think what you're doing is great. You keep being you. I just think that if you're going to an event you should call ahead of time and ask if there are going to be vegetarian options, and if you can't ask just bring something for yourself just in case. I don't think it's fair of you to get mad if there aren't vegetarian options at an event though. Most people are not vegetarians so most people, when planning things, aren't going to plan for the off chance that there is a vegetarian at the event. Especially since most of the time with events, catering costs money and it's not fair for someone to have to spend extra money for food that only you would eat. In my opinion if you're asking someone to spend extra money to add something to their menu solely because you don't like everything else then you're being an inconsiderate guest and I wouldn't want to invite you to future events.

I agree with what you said, they should have planned accordingly and asked ahead of time instead of waiting till they got to the reunion. This person probably knows how their family is so they would know if they planned on having a bbq or something. It's their own fault that they didn't pack something to eat.