LowKeyLaufeyson

lowkeylaufeyson


I am burdened with glorious purses.

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The proper way to come out of the closet 5 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
Not every gay guy likes being called 'girl.'
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Worth the read 8 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
The title is literally "Worth the read" and you still didn't bother to read it.
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Beautiful dress out of shorts 8 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
I'd wear that to the club.
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TOWIE Realness! 4 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
When you're an extreme douchebag you don't have to do anything properly.
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Chickens have an amazing built-in stabilization system 16 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
Could you imagine if people could do this though, like how weird would that be. Like if you were out at a club and you see this person dancing and their whole body is moving but their head never does.
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Busted 6 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
Actual advice
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Pass the bucket of water, there's some burn over here 33 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
How can someone be "a bit rapey"? That's like being a little bit of a murderer.
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Str8 n*gga ! 9 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
It really just depends on how you were raised and who you hang out with, I guess. I call my gay friends faggots and we just laugh about it.
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(untitled) 17 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
When you say "assholyness" all I can picture is Jesus's ass with a halo of light around it.
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Rabbit Island in Japan 7 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
But are we allowed to keep any of the rabbits, that's the real question.
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A candle made of melted crayons 10 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
Gee thanks mom, it's not like I wanted to fucking color with those crayons or anything. No, please use my art supplies for your home decor.
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Fix this, netflix 12 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
Or when a new movie comes out in theaters that's part of a series so they remove the previous ones! When the new Captain America movie came out my mom tried to watch the first one since she hadn't seen it, but it had been removed.
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A "Blind" Man Dropped His Wallet To See If People Would Steal It In Experiment 12 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
I know everyone else has mentioned this, but I have to say that it makes me really sad that the only people you see try to steal the wallet are black. As a black girl let me say that we really are not all like this. Like finkle said there are honest people of every color, but also bad people of every color. Please don't let this video cloud your judgement of people of color, because then you get people who tense up and hold onto their wallets every time they see a black person. I've seen people do this around me and it's really hurtful. No one likes having assumptions made about them.
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And I thought I was bad at painting nails... 6 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
It's okay, Lorde. You tried. A for effort.
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Ned's declassified cast then and now 27 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
What, who told you you could suddenly become super attractive?
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Don't tell me to chose Wisely 5 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
Fuq da police.
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Speaking freedom 4 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
Yes, it's much more effective.
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My friend is going to jail. I send him this 7 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
Either way, he needs to get that soap on a string that you tie around your wrist.
Or never shower.
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Im smart 9 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
But as for everyone else? Well that's a different story.
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Truthful t-shirt 2 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
You're on your way, Timmy. You're on your way.
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Smooth as f*ck 14 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
The guy who does this is named Glen Weisgerber. He does YouTube videos of different font styles like this. It's super cool.
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How to deal with elderly people 5 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
That license plate should say 'S3n1le'.
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Tumbleweed fire tornado, just needs sharks I guess 5 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
Slow down there, Satan.
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Xiaolin showdown 10 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
Oh man, at this anime convention I went to on Saturday there was an amazing Jack Spicer cosplayer. So glad I was able to get a picture of him!
Big bug 10 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 10 years ago
Jesus fucking Christ, that thing is like the size of his face holy shit
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