At first I thought it said "I just wanna argue with my coffee in peace"
This is why you don't get on FS while you're still half asleep.

Just imagine how many of these could be in circulation if this was made in a factory.

Just the look of determination on his face, though. Like, "Not this time, Becky. I'm fucking ready."

What in the actual fuck did I just read

I don't mind trucks, but I don't like driving next to them. I just always picture a million things that could go wrong. But then again, I don't like driving in general.

That octopus looks like a comb.

As a person who rides their bike to school everyday I demand two of these.

The kid's face when he says, "BEDTIME PARADOX" though.

Either that dog actually enjoys baths or they tranquilized him so they could bathe him.

I wasn't paying close attention the first time and I thought it said "huge dick"

SHE DOES IT ALL THE TIME TOO. LIKE, WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN THE PANIC I FEEL.

Read that in her voice.

Migraine headaches, where will you be when it strikes?

Me when I meet new people.

Welcome to the "Courage the Cowardly Dog Show"! Starring, Courage! The cowardly dog!

I'm in the library and this post took me by surprise. I had to do the awkward silent shaking laughter for five minutes so I wouldn't get kicked out.

I'll take ten.

Hey, it may be a stupid ass method, but for the most part it works.

I don't have the luxury of knowing when the other person saw the text. Damn you, Android.