Lucifer

lucifer


Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

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Thnx vulvareene! 4 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
For some reason I have a feeling they were gonna use the middle claw.. But then thought about it.
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Love at first sight can be dangerous x 14 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Aw come on, keep the damn dog away from your hormones you bitch he boutta die.
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never sleeping again 10 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Oh I'll release it alright.
I'll release it into the deepest depths of hell where it can burn peacefully.
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Facepalm 8 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Nooo! Stay! Keep making those jokes!
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Facepalm 8 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Okay I think I speak for everyone when I say this:
Wat
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Well that escalated quickly 40 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
You're both racist.
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Best movie poster ever 11 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
He's not a bad actor at all IMO.
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He'll be Putin the markets out of business with all that dead Turkey ;) 5 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
These babies ain't gonna fry themselves
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He'll be Putin the markets out of business with all that dead Turkey ;) 5 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Just in time for Thanksgiving. This is all planned out by the higher ups.
#illuminati #wakeuppeople
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Want some fries with that? 7 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
If you making money you good.
... I'd like some fries tho, especially from McDonalds.. Oh lawd
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I love science 11 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Yeah science, bitch!
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I can't wait 13 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I refuse!
... Dammit.
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Had to pull over for this 11 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Huehuehuehuehue
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A pen project I just finished 40 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Okay, Honestly..
This is amazing. I'm not kidding. Please do not lose whatever inspiration/motivation you have.
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Elephant loading 1 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
When you leave the hood then come back for a few days
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10 Extremely Flammable Household Items 9 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
So to become the Ghost Rider for halloween I'm only gonna need a big bottle of hand sanitizer for my whole head. Dope!
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When you are a freak 21 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
That's a gun, not a phone xD
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When you are a freak 21 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Right?? I was SOO into it.
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Or just don't text and walk 7 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I'd honestly use this. Sometimes I'm just into a really good conversation or argument and I don't wanna stop to text back.
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You know you are getting old when 22 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I love the smell inside those things. Holyyy hell
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Well 11 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Notice the knife is near the knot, it doesn't pop when you poke it around there.
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This didn't even bother me at all 9 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Thank you :')
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The future of fast food packaging 15 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I... Um..
Ima need more fries than that.
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