The fact that their selfie is the cartoon version is epic af.

I thought it was beheaded and this was a dark post at first.. I'm quite disappointed.
*likes*

Maybe he trimmed his head, but he did not shave it.

No, I leave them on the chair not the floor wth.

I'll unplug them one day.. You'll see.

Well.. I do think about her during my morning wood.. So makes sense I guess.

They have it on google play, tho.

It's natural so you already know.
#blazeit

I'm gonna get hated for this..
She all 'bout the sandwiches tho.

I suck out all the vanilla slowly thru a small hole made by me. I then proceed to eat the hard chocolate part.

I don't get it.. You go thru mad work putting them on only to make someone else go thru mad work taking them off. It's not really a clever prank.

I'm not the only one that was gonna call it a water bender until I read the title and you know it.

Are you really my wallet? Can you make money appear plis thnx

OCD satisfaction level: Over 9000 lbs.