And if he just snaps his fingers and you now have no arms, legs, or tongue and then sets you fire, I don't think either of those things is going to help. Yes, I realize it's supposed to be ridiculous and I'm totally not playing ball with that but I like a little more thought in scenarios. Now given the same situation only slightly more plausible I would find it more amusing from the opposite perspective. Someone who thinks they'll be able to do whatever in hell if they can just show up in enough numbers and the Devil's like that's cute and snaps his fingers and bam they're all minnows or something.

Average distance of journeys performed in road freight transport in the EU-28 was 131 kilometres (81 miles) in 2017. Dividing overall ton-miles moved by tons moved indicates that the average distance traveled for all freight in the United States is 244 miles, the average distance moved by truck is 128 miles (206km).
As best as I can tell the average long haul truck driver in the US does between 500-600 miles (805-966 km) a day. In the EU that distance is milestone but not usual. typically only 400-500 miles (644-805 km )a day. So the distances are not that different but there are more limitations on distance and time in the EU. Combine that with the size regulations and it easy to see why the difference in rigs comes about. Plus in the US many companies aren't going to shell out for stays hotels and want their drivers on the road as soon as possible hence the cabs have living space for sleeping and whatnot.

Running costs are quite low it doesn't draw anymore power than a upright or ceiling fan.

Same price on their own website or you can get a refurbished older unit for $219.

Yeah, major downside is that it cost so freaking much and unless you're able to save up or have come into some money, like your tax return, it's just hard to justify the cost. I would totally by it again but man it's really a shock to the wallet.

No, it's just super handy and I've found most people have never heard something like it even exists.

They run in standstills because of how different male and females bodies are put together. Even given the same weight class, in strength, men vastly out perform women. They have struggled to find some way to classify athletes that allow them to separate them. But since the whole point is to perform at the peak of your physical ability such distinction can only be made after the events when you see how they perform. So you can see how difficult it is when you can only divide by performance and you end up back at square one.

Ah, found it. Pippi in the South Seas (1970).

The Fifth only protects you from incriminating yourself. Swearing to tell the truth can in no way incriminate you since no question has been asked. Lying after the oath is committing perjury and is a crime in itself. Pleading the Fifth is a way of answering without answering since refusing to answer a question allowed by the judge can lead to them finding you in contempt. The Fifth is there to protect you and your right to be innocent until proven guilty. Now keep in mind if you plead the Fifth and it comes to light the answer would not have incriminated you, you can be found in contempt but it's entirely up to the judge.

I think you may have read his question wrong then and I'm not attacking you. Just pointed out what was logical fallacy and then responded when it appeared you didn't understand. Now your response makes more sense when you take the question out of the picture. When I read his post his question, to quote, "If some Yahoo built the stairs wrong and resulted in injuries who would be responsible? " was what I thought you were trying to answer. I may actually be bored which is why I'm responding but it doesn't change the truth of anything I've said.