The governor of Michigan currently has several lawsuits against her for violating the constitution; one is even backed by the DOJ.

Broccoli's good on white pizza but it needs to be in small segments or it just doesn't work.

You may not realize it but actual monopolies are against the law in the US and have been since the Sherman Act in 1890. They are typically avoided by mega corporations by carefully making sure they only have 90% of the market. Even going so far as to prop up the other 10% if needed. AT&T was the last monopoly to be forcefully broken up.

Well at least he was honest.

It's always better to have and not need it than to need it and not have it.

If everyone liked the same things life would be boring. Personally the only type of sweet covering for cake I like is a whipped topping. And your definitely right about it's overuse to substitute for skill. The problem I've found, besides the taste, is that it's use tends to lead to a dramatic reduction of quality and taste of the cake portion of the cake. If a cake doesn't taste good without a topping it shouldn't be served. No amount of decoration is going to make up for the lack of taste. I am definitely someone who falls into the if it looks ugly but tastes good I'm going to eat it category.

That's also why it's been found that people who have learned a second language, have trouble lying in that language. They also tend to be extremely logical when thinking and speaking in a language that's not their first.

It's interesting if you look at the etymology/history. Door nails, for whatever reason, were called dead if after you nailed it through the door you then bent the tip down. It's possible they were called that because until you bent it down you could still pull it out and reuse the nail, so it was alive. Once it was bent, because prior to machines screws were a phenomenal pain to make, you couldn't use it again, so it would be dead.

The suicidal bunnies by Andy Riley.

Yes.