This is why there's a law on the books in Canada that says the other party is not admitting fault just because they say "sorry".

As someone who regularly gave change back that literally means nothing. Sometimes you slide the change in, sometimes you place it in. Sometimes you drop. It's much much more dependent on what and how much change you're giving to a customer. Tons of coins you're probably placing or dropping. Bills and change? Handing it or sliding it gently if the change is on top of the bills. Sometimes you just put the change next to them on the counter, though that's usually if they're doing something or their hands are busy.

The only issue I have with this is how the dude is resting his weapon. A wrong bump or a funny shift and he could have a serious problem.

It's sad, maybe, but I can almost hear them just by looking at this picture.
http://soundfxcenter.com/movies/star-wars/8d82b5_Star_Wars_Tusken_Raider_Warcry_Sound_Effect.mp3

This also leads to some rather uncomfortable and sometimes problematic issues. A liar thinks everyone lies. A thief thinks everyone steals. A cheater that everyone cheats etc.... They "think" that way because that's the way they would act or interact with the world. This does not mean that a liar can more easily spot a lie or a thief a thief. Just that that's the way they view the world. Observations should not be limited to just what you think about and is not always easier to spot something just because you're "thinking" about it. Observation is a skill you need to work at and what you observe is entirely dependent on what "you" can actually observe.

Toad. I always take Toad.

When you reach the point in learning where you think you know what you're doing but haven't reached the point where realize you really don't know and need to learn more.

The Indian guy.

Not a new thing. Grocery stores would occasionally mark up cans that were a quarter that weren't selling and sell them 3 for a $1.
1: Do you math?
2: Sure, occasionally. Stay away from the hard stuff. Never do coke.
1: I said math. You know 1+1=2.
2: Oh, Oh, "Math." No, I try not too.
1: You don't say.

Hmm, yes. That obscure indie band "The Cure".

Because no one can be courageous with fear. A fearless dog can't be courageous only stupid. Courage was afraid of everything and yet he didn't let that stop him.

Skipping the rest of the comments and answering the question originally posed. We'd be hosed. There's no Independence Day like comeback. Any advanced race that manages to cross the vast distances to "invade" us would likely only consider us pests at best. Likely about the level we think of raccoons. At worst they'd ignore us since nothing we could do would even reach the level of inconvenience.

The ability to know you could do so much better but don't have the ambition or drive to bother.

He must've had connections cause usually they just killed you if you kept murdering.

adipem abominabilis est

Heh, heh, "eight" year old me. Yeeees.

"Pull the lever!!"

So a Punt gun, a pump action one but still a Punt gun. Btw, those are illegal just about everywhere. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punt_gun

Espanope, that's a good one.

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