Here we go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGYpVUgFTfQ&ab_channel=KevinFrasard

Yes.

To be fair it would will a 14th century peasant too.

Like dude, your inside you can relax and take your socks off now.

All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares. I say this because it may be that all villains are philosophers but not all philosophers are villains.

The only thing I care about is how the tire on the right actually got those bubbles. Like what is actually happening there? Bad manufacturing? Legitimate but extremely odd wear? Induced? Like how does that happen? What would need to actually do to achieve that result? Just asking for a friend.

Okay to be fair some women look completely different with and without makeup. This likely wasn't the case in Cinderella because of when and where the story took place. It likely was the case that simply because of how cleaned up she was vs her normal appearance it would have been that the prince didn't recognize her filthy and covered in ash. The best answer I found as to why no one recognized her was, "In the earlier versions of the story she cleans the fireplace regularly and is often smeared by the ash (and cinders, hence ‘Cinderella’ which isn’t her real name, just a nasty nickname). She does the cooking, over the smoky fire. She does the cleaning. So she’s grubby, dirty, ashy and smokey. All the time, for years. They’ve forgotten what she used to look like, and she’s grown up and changed a little.
The fairy godmother cleans her up: without the smudges, and with clean hair and nice clothes, she’s not easy to recognize, especially as they don’t expect to see her there."

It sounds like a rehearsed answer designed to diffuse a situation. Also, politely and plainly describing any issue you have with a man is certainly going to elicit better response than vaguely hinting and getting mad when they don't fix the issue.

6 months? Is that supposed to be old? Pretty sure I go through, with regular use, a toothbrush every few years. They certainly don't look like that after six months.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" meaning it is absolutely subjective and fact checkers have no business butting their stupid noses in the subjective. Before anyone comments, yes, there are trends to beauty and common things humans tend to find attractive but none are universal. We do find beauty "standards" in societies but again they are subjective as the standards evolve and change even in those societies.

I hate people who win the lottery big.

Cats can rather easily predict the future in these devices. Of course they can't be bothered to tell anyone but hey they love to ignore you if you ask. So make their day and ask.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

But why? Even more importantly, why did a city let him do this? Also, whoever "parked" those doesn't understand the concept of parking vs permanent storage.

Nice.

You know you don't need the report card right? A signed and notarized affidavit from the school administrator is also accepted.

Hmm, never thank the Fair Folk. Saying "thank you" implies they did something for you. It puts you in their debt. Real or not it becomes real when you accept it by saying "thank you". Instead you can show gratitude by complimenting the service or item eg.. "The coffee here is always the best" etc...
Never, never, never receive anything before you pay. Pay first, then take your items. Also be sure they actually tell you the cost. Just because it's on a sign doesn't mean that that is its price. In the mortal world where there's a sales tax makes this easier because most people can't figure out the total.
Bonus: If you personally hand them a tip and they accept, that puts them in your debt. That's why there's a tip jar. If you choose to leave your money in the jar that's your prerogative, but if they take it from you it becomes a gift from you to them.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, some of us have more because we're too lazy to be washing the silverware after every meal.

I read that as Tiny Lord of Tiredness at first. I think that fits quite well too.