Luger

luger


I like eyes.
Why Kakashi? Knower of many work stuff, scar over my left eye, a dead bestie, wear all black and a mask to work everyday... Frequently late...

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My favorite mug 5 comments
luger · 3 years ago
K-A-T im outta here! Hahahahaha I know there’s two T’s.......
But I think that rule only applies to like 44 words out of 2,000 or something ridiculous like that. I’d accept that I’m wrong though
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Old people...Who doesn't love the vent window? 5 comments
luger · 3 years ago
Plus no battery drain electrics and they can be (pro and con:) closed from outside the vehicle.
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A picture of my dog to brighten your day 3 comments
luger · 3 years ago
What a good dog....
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The sunlight casts a shadow like a city skyline. 3 comments
luger · 3 years ago
.......AHHOMFG KILL IT oh it’s just Steve....
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How the turntables 6 comments
luger · 3 years ago
Are they really teachers then??? But I think its peculiar that you say that. German was my first high school class ever (period 1, day 1) and I respected my teacher greatly, he was a good educator.... and German and English are sobling languages, but German seems significantly more detailed and structured whereas English seems like more of a free for all.
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How the turntables 6 comments
luger · 3 years ago
It hasn’t been long since I was in school, but I agree darkness - we were taught that a number is sufficient and considered “a full sentence” when supplied as an answer.
“How many years?”
“Eight.”
Remember: English doesn’t follow its own rules.
Welcome to Minnesota 2 comments
luger · 3 years ago
Yeah this happened to me. Worst storm Idaho has had in the south. I got a week off of work because of it, that was fun...
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Peter 1 comments
luger · 3 years ago
For reals I’d love this and I’m not a major Spider-Man fan. Minor fan
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That mud looks like water 2 comments
luger · 3 years ago
OMG I SROPPED MY SANDWHICH TO TYPE THIS!!!
My wife and I were selling English mastiff puppies, and one lady was looking at our male and asked his name. We said “Diesel” and she goes, “OH MY GOD!!!! MINES NAME IS DIESEL AND HE LOOKS IDENTICAL!!” So my wife got his papers out and we found out this lady adopted our dog’s brother, and gave him the same name. She then bought two puppies because of how coincidental Yet fateful it seemed!
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Kindly ignore the man behind the curtain 3 comments
luger · 3 years ago
$600 premium Monthly for
$100 coverage on a
$400 exam with a
$12 Adjustment to make it look better
For 10 minutes of a doctors time
Welcome to healthcare
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7am vs. 4pm, same day 3 comments
luger · 3 years ago
I’ve gone swimming in 80(F) weather and then slid my car on ice within a 10 hour period. Welcome to the high desert.....
Or the "let's leave the ***ing oil in the ground" technology 5 comments
luger · 3 years ago
Nah we googled this - it’s the ocean
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It do be a weird time 1 comments
luger · 3 years ago
Strange times these are in Berry club....
Kindly ignore the man behind the curtain 3 comments
luger · 3 years ago
Correction: insurance is a scam. It could be useful, and it can be done correctly, except we let them make all the rules for our providers and patients....
Let me be clear: children RIDE the bus, you don’t let them DRIVE it.
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Sexier lying Manatee 8 comments
luger · 3 years ago
Literally my most appreciated appendage, so fuck yeah I’m armoring it
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So tired your eyelids burn 27 comments
luger · 3 years ago
!!!!!CAN CONFIRM!!!
Compressions loosens fluid in the lids to combat Meibomien Gland Dysfunction, which leads to meibom plugs and can turn into styes/chalazia/hordeolums!
Also my family is Norwegian!!!!!
I’m so happy you posted :’)
It’s the little things in life
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So tired your eyelids burn 27 comments
luger · 3 years ago
*pops neck and knuckels*
buckle up bitches, cuz we ‘bout to get ophthalmic!! I do dry eye therapy all day every da! Gel drops before bed. Tears a few times a day. Warm compressions. Take a gram of omega-3’s. Simple OTC things to reduce dry eye. Also- less caffeine and get ample sleep!
You only get two eyes friends! Take good care of them!
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The stuff of dreams 2 comments
luger · 3 years ago
Preeciseleey haaakukukukuku
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Be careful out there 4 comments
luger · 3 years ago
But not of small pox...
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post 10 comments
luger · 3 years ago
Uh I was always just passed along, because ADHD wasn’t considered real to anybody who taught me
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Just the Tip (Dragon Heads) 3 comments
luger · 3 years ago
Fizgig?
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Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows she tried 9 comments
luger · 3 years ago
I mean we all thought it....
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I've received mine, how about you? 10 comments
luger · 3 years ago
Someone’s got this silver lining thing figured out
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