a fucking big one

if i had money to drop, all for it. i aspire to be this much of an asshole.

your wife is pregnant dude. hormones. theyre brutal.

i may just be tired but this looks like crown molding.

thank you for this.

but...why?

fuck yeah!

he would get in my pants for this. props.

they have them in larger cities. popular on the east coast and theyre maneuvered around fine. so much easier than a traffic light.

maybe hes dead.

wow too soon.

im sorry, but why are the purple colored pencils next to green? not okay.

well fuck

oh sweetheart.. the innocence in this almost sealed my vagina back up. someones cheating.

thought sodomy lilies were bad but then i saw bestiality begonias and lost it. done.

that response though /dead

uhh the left side is i-talian. i grew up in a place riddled with Italians and i can attest to this. thank god because my BELLY SURE KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GREATNESS AND SHIT. i pity the simpletons whove never had authentic tiramisu fodjxgwuebxjxjx

wasnt that...literally the point of the wntire fucking movie? Elsa trying to keep Anna safe? thank you, Captain! Glad your superpowers to deduce the obvious are still in great shape.

i need this in my life. "bullshit," "business," "friends," "SHIT IS ON FIRE"

as someone previously in a managerial position this is so rude. you dont want to work for a company that doesnt respect you anyway. you slot a certain number of qualified individuals and you schedule interviews for a series of days. you give everyone you called a face time even if you think youve already found "the one" because those canidates moved their lives around for your benefit. you could be whammied by your very last one and youll never even know because your bitch ass canceled on someone the LAST FUCKING MINUTE. so rude.