Lydia~

lydia


— Lydia~ Report User
And you wake up 14 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
Yeet the kids, and then it sounds wonderful.
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I don't get it 2 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
I can hold it for about a minute currently. Any longer and I drop.
Here's a little lesson in trickery 13 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
I partly get it...
... it's a joke about being a fruit, right?
Call your dad 8 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
God, I wish *my* father was filled with holes...
Brexit in one image 15 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
So many good things are illegal here too.
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Can't even carry a a taser or knife without getting in trouble with the police (who do fuck all anyway, I was held at knifepoint once and they did nothing at all, and my aggressor was literally just told not to do it again.)
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I always get lost in their caves 4 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
I managed to stumble upon a Falmer cave pretty early on, and after many resets, I finally killed one, and took its sword.
I recently managed to hone one with some chitin, but it's still the thing I'm using to kill dragons.
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Must be why vegans think they're so bright 4 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
damn, you're too smooth.
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Must be why vegans think they're so bright 4 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
...I don't remember eating so much fruit...
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Check mate 9 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
Either that, or penicillin.
Penicillin shuts down my mom's organs, so the chance of it doing the same to me is pretty high.
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Can feel it 2 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
Some things are awkward without swearing imo. If I'm trying to show a lot of emotion, I'd rather not avoid particular words.
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When your mother tells you 'you can be anything you want' 7 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
I want to be a Sylveon.
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Rest in peace Qinni Art. May your soul continu drawing among the stars. March 13 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
She was so talented D:
May she rest in peace.
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4 Importants Rules my mother gave me on the way the day I moved out 3 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
#1 This includes family too. It's the ones closest that hurt the most when they betray you.
#2 Yup. There's no end to how poor it can get. No such thing as rock bottom, it just keeps going.
#4 And triple check! The amount of times I've double checked and still missed what I was looking for is too high.
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I went to the worst escape room ever 3 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
"The store is now closed, please exit the building."
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If that don't work, use more gun 4 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
"for his neutral special, he wields a GUN"
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Impossible *cries in 161cm 29 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
I'd date a short guy.
I mean, sure, he'd need a step ladder to reach me, because I'm 6'1", but idk about height that much.
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Is that a giant bowl using for rituals? 3 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
Turns out, it's nothing to do with superb owls.
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If you're going to attempt social contact I'm going to have to ask myself to leave 6 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
Thanks ^^
I tend to go quiet a lot still, and when I do talk, it tires me out quickly nowadays.
I haven't seen a psychologist yet, but hopefully, I *should* be seeing one soon.
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Smol Rey 4 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
Smh, no dedication to the role.
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If you're going to attempt social contact I'm going to have to ask myself to leave 6 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
God, this is honestly me so much.
I was actually mute for 2 years, and whenever someone says something moronic like that, I think back to how good it was when I didn't have to reply to them.
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Smol Rey 4 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
A real Sith would've punted the child.
Those were the days! 12 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
Woah, I've had this account for 2 fuckin weeks, and I've already got a serial downvoter.
Ladies and gentlemen, I propose a toast 13 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
You sweet summer child, my past self, one of my many former identities.
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If only you could see where you would be in 2020, or hell, even 2019.
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You're a girl now, and god damn, you have some of the best friends you could ask for. One considers you as more than a friend, as a sister, and the other went through a very similar childhood to you. The former is a Lesbian, the latter is Asexual. Bet ya didn't see that coming, did you?
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And kiddo, you're trying to get away from the weirdos that are trying to date you.
Oh yeah, you like guys as well as girls too now.
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You'll escape the stupid religion you've hated for so long.
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If only you could've known this earlier.
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- Lydia~ <3
Ladies and gentlemen, I propose a toast 13 comments
lydia · 4 years ago
Hah