Idk, id consider a 1m³ dick quite, uh, big.

Huh, she's only a week younger than me

I just took a DNA test. Turns out that I am actually on my own and I'm still just using a chainsaw to get off.
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*FOR THE RECORD, I DONT HAVE A CHAINSAW, AND I DO NOT HAVE A FETISH FOR THEM. I HAVE NEVER, NOR WILL EVER OWN ONE FOR THE PURPOSE OF GETTING OFF.*
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why do all of mine end up either dangerous or lewd? i wish it could be normal for ONCE.

As someone with a lot of one and a little of the other, having both is something like - once you attach yourself to someone, you'd kill for them if they so desire. You'll show your emotions when around them, but act defensive around others.
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...or, so I've heard...
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...shit, this is part of the reason I was potentially put on a list.

When asked if you want to play with your chest,
You said that you don't have arms.
The lie detector proved that was the end of the day.
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...really?

bnnuy

With this hand,
I will lift your friend and her gf.
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Your cup will never empty,
for I shall make you want me in your pants.
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With this candle,
I will light you way into a majestic shiny new year.
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With this ring,
I ask you to be someone who fingered the police force.
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What the fuck, why are my suggestions so fucking THIRSTY?
I HAVE NEVER TYPED *MOST* OF THOSE THINGS.

This was my year :3
Honestly it's gone pretty well for me, in terms of personal things.

(I haven't received confirmation that I am actually on a list yet, but ive been told there's a high chance.)
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It was bc I offhandedly joked that I care about the stuff in my room than I do my own life, so I'd rather risk defending it whether I have knives or not, than lose all my shit.
(It has some truth to it bc I'm kinda indifferent to death, but still, there's no need to put me on a list that will affect my entire fucking life.)

my gf says poggers unironically, and it's rubbed off on me :/

I haven't long finished my pacifist run (I did a neutral run before that, when going in blind. Pretty much the only characters I killed were some random monsters + Doggo), and I couldn't bring myself to genocide after the pacifict's wholesome ending.
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I ended up watching someone else do it, but now both my gf and my younger brother are trying to get me into the AUs bc I know about the 3 main endings, but it's soooo overwhelming.
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(Oh, and I played the chapter of Deltarune, that was really fun, too)

Tired gum