Instead of coal Santa now gives the bad children predictive text games 36 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Oh...Oh nooo...
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Instead of coal Santa now gives the bad children predictive text games 36 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Instead of coal,
Santa now gives
The Bad Children to go to a graveyard and then disappear.
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...at least it's not sexual this time?
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Santa now gives
The Bad Children to go to a graveyard and then disappear.
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...at least it's not sexual this time?
Uhhh 2 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
So that's what those stupid green brushes are singing...
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That sounds crazy out of context.
(In vrchat, there's a...cult? of kids that have a green-brush-man model with nipples and white underwear.
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They constantly chant "no, don't touch me there, this is my no-no square and it's SO FUCKING ANNOYING.)
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I'd link an image, but I can't find any that are hosted anywhere decent. (Just search VRChat green brush for an idea of how they look)
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Edited 3 years ago
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That sounds crazy out of context.
(In vrchat, there's a...cult? of kids that have a green-brush-man model with nipples and white underwear.
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They constantly chant "no, don't touch me there, this is my no-no square and it's SO FUCKING ANNOYING.)
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I'd link an image, but I can't find any that are hosted anywhere decent. (Just search VRChat green brush for an idea of how they look)
Tired of ground meat? 9 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
It's just flesh they found floating in the sea. Nobody knows how it got there, or even if it's from a terrestrial species, but it's free.
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Not even a keyring 4 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
One was pregnant at the time, too, and she gave birth the day my family returned.
(Tbf, those knives are kinda expensive and not legal here) I didn't get a stick of rock or anything tho :<
(Tbf, those knives are kinda expensive and not legal here) I didn't get a stick of rock or anything tho :<
mmos 3 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
I could never imagine running a tank without lifesteal weapons.
See: Valkyr in Warframe, (she's my favourite frame.) She has a 5% lifesteal to her built in claws, and it's sooo good for survivability.
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See: Valkyr in Warframe, (she's my favourite frame.) She has a 5% lifesteal to her built in claws, and it's sooo good for survivability.
Not even a keyring 4 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
The once my family went to Scotland and left me behind to care for our cats, and all I asked for was a Sgian-dubh and the reply was "no".
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I figured you could do those with CAH - if xvarnah let's me and you're not too bored yet 55 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Well if it's anything like the conversations in which I typed some of those words, it's 2 people + many body pillows.
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(I joked about how if i ever meet up with my best friend, we should have a lewd body pillow fight just bc it would be funny. That conversation stemmed from us playing modded L4D2, where I kept smacking her with a NSFW Himiko Toga body pillow.)
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(I joked about how if i ever meet up with my best friend, we should have a lewd body pillow fight just bc it would be funny. That conversation stemmed from us playing modded L4D2, where I kept smacking her with a NSFW Himiko Toga body pillow.)
I figured you could do those with CAH - if xvarnah let's me and you're not too bored yet 55 comments
Maybe she's born with it; Maybe it's predictive text games for the Truly bored 23 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Maybe she's born with it;
Maybe it's because I'm still in bed.
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...that's...not as sexual or violent as usual.
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Maybe it's because I'm still in bed.
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...that's...not as sexual or violent as usual.
German Knives and Swords Strike a Kord 4 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Nice :3
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Huh, this actually helpful bc I was discussing this the other day with one of my friends.
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Huh, this actually helpful bc I was discussing this the other day with one of my friends.
Predictive DNA for the Truly bored 45 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
While I may enjoy pain sometimes, chainsaws are not the kind I'm into D:
...blood isn't always a turn off for me, though.
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...blood isn't always a turn off for me, though.
Predictive DNA for the Truly bored 45 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
I just took a DNA test. Turns out that I am actually on my own and I'm still just using a chainsaw to get off.
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*FOR THE RECORD, I DONT HAVE A CHAINSAW, AND I DO NOT HAVE A FETISH FOR THEM. I HAVE NEVER, NOR WILL EVER OWN ONE FOR THE PURPOSE OF GETTING OFF.*
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why do all of mine end up either dangerous or lewd? i wish it could be normal for ONCE.
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*FOR THE RECORD, I DONT HAVE A CHAINSAW, AND I DO NOT HAVE A FETISH FOR THEM. I HAVE NEVER, NOR WILL EVER OWN ONE FOR THE PURPOSE OF GETTING OFF.*
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why do all of mine end up either dangerous or lewd? i wish it could be normal for ONCE.
Both get away with warcrimes 5 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
As someone with a lot of one and a little of the other, having both is something like - once you attach yourself to someone, you'd kill for them if they so desire. You'll show your emotions when around them, but act defensive around others.
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...or, so I've heard...
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...shit, this is part of the reason I was potentially put on a list.
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...or, so I've heard...
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...shit, this is part of the reason I was potentially put on a list.
Save the drama for your predictive text (Maury Edition) 27 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
When asked if you want to play with your chest,
You said that you don't have arms.
The lie detector proved that was the end of the day.
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...really?
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You said that you don't have arms.
The lie detector proved that was the end of the day.
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...really?
yup 11 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Nah, Mareep will always be above Wooloo.
Wooloo's a fuckin normal-ass sheep, Mareep is an electric one, and so much better in every way.
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Wooloo's a fuckin normal-ass sheep, Mareep is an electric one, and so much better in every way.
U see it? 9 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Wait, that's what it means? MY BROTHER CALLED ME A THOT THE ONCE, AND I LAUGHED IT OFF NOT KNOWING THE TRUE MEANING.
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Predictive Text Vows for the Truly Dead 32 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
With this hand,
I will lift your friend and her gf.
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Your cup will never empty,
for I shall make you want me in your pants.
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With this candle,
I will light you way into a majestic shiny new year.
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With this ring,
I ask you to be someone who fingered the police force.
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What the fuck, why are my suggestions so fucking THIRSTY?
I HAVE NEVER TYPED *MOST* OF THOSE THINGS.
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I will lift your friend and her gf.
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Your cup will never empty,
for I shall make you want me in your pants.
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With this candle,
I will light you way into a majestic shiny new year.
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With this ring,
I ask you to be someone who fingered the police force.
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What the fuck, why are my suggestions so fucking THIRSTY?
I HAVE NEVER TYPED *MOST* OF THOSE THINGS.
This year is going to be the one guys, I promis 9 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
This was my year :3
Honestly it's gone pretty well for me, in terms of personal things.
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Honestly it's gone pretty well for me, in terms of personal things.