On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. Predictive Text Games 40 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
oh god
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Uh huh? 6 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
It's been a while since I've seen something posted by this troll account.
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The 'comedian' "Andrew Doyle" runs the account, and he "considers himself to be left-wing but is critical of elements of left-wing politics, in particular political correctness and identity politics" and is pro-Brexit.
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The 'comedian' "Andrew Doyle" runs the account, and he "considers himself to be left-wing but is critical of elements of left-wing politics, in particular political correctness and identity politics" and is pro-Brexit.
Man in the ER after getting soap gnomes stuck up his ass 2 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
The new phasmaphobia map is a prison, and it has soap on the floor of the shower rooms.
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You can bet that I made so many dropping the soap jokes around my 'friend'. I even brought one out to the van just to drop it in front of her.
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You can bet that I made so many dropping the soap jokes around my 'friend'. I even brought one out to the van just to drop it in front of her.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. Predictive Text Games 40 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five minutes to finish
Four times in the shower
Three points for my skin
Two of the best at Smash
One of my favourite character
And a pteradactyl
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WHAAATTT???
THIS CAN BE TAKEN WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS
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Five minutes to finish
Four times in the shower
Three points for my skin
Two of the best at Smash
One of my favourite character
And a pteradactyl
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WHAAATTT???
THIS CAN BE TAKEN WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS
Who goat the audacity to say that 3 comments
F uck my shit up 3 comments
choices 2 comments
Yeah you 6 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Your crushes all seem to have good taste :P
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Or maybe they just vibe with the whole 'well meaning actions that are interpreted as being malicious' that Absol's dex entry states? Or maybe they just find it adorable =^w^=
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Or maybe they just vibe with the whole 'well meaning actions that are interpreted as being malicious' that Absol's dex entry states? Or maybe they just find it adorable =^w^=
Instead of coal Santa now gives the bad children predictive text games 36 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Instead of coal,
Santa now gives
The Bad Children to go to a graveyard and then disappear.
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...at least it's not sexual this time?
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Santa now gives
The Bad Children to go to a graveyard and then disappear.
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...at least it's not sexual this time?
Uhhh 2 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
So that's what those stupid green brushes are singing...
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That sounds crazy out of context.
(In vrchat, there's a...cult? of kids that have a green-brush-man model with nipples and white underwear.
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They constantly chant "no, don't touch me there, this is my no-no square and it's SO FUCKING ANNOYING.)
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I'd link an image, but I can't find any that are hosted anywhere decent. (Just search VRChat green brush for an idea of how they look)
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That sounds crazy out of context.
(In vrchat, there's a...cult? of kids that have a green-brush-man model with nipples and white underwear.
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They constantly chant "no, don't touch me there, this is my no-no square and it's SO FUCKING ANNOYING.)
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I'd link an image, but I can't find any that are hosted anywhere decent. (Just search VRChat green brush for an idea of how they look)
Tired of ground meat? 9 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
It's just flesh they found floating in the sea. Nobody knows how it got there, or even if it's from a terrestrial species, but it's free.
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Not even a keyring 4 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
One was pregnant at the time, too, and she gave birth the day my family returned.
(Tbf, those knives are kinda expensive and not legal here) I didn't get a stick of rock or anything tho :<
(Tbf, those knives are kinda expensive and not legal here) I didn't get a stick of rock or anything tho :<
mmos 3 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
I could never imagine running a tank without lifesteal weapons.
See: Valkyr in Warframe, (she's my favourite frame.) She has a 5% lifesteal to her built in claws, and it's sooo good for survivability.
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See: Valkyr in Warframe, (she's my favourite frame.) She has a 5% lifesteal to her built in claws, and it's sooo good for survivability.
Not even a keyring 4 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
The once my family went to Scotland and left me behind to care for our cats, and all I asked for was a Sgian-dubh and the reply was "no".
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I figured you could do those with CAH - if xvarnah let's me and you're not too bored yet 55 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Well if it's anything like the conversations in which I typed some of those words, it's 2 people + many body pillows.
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(I joked about how if i ever meet up with my best friend, we should have a lewd body pillow fight just bc it would be funny. That conversation stemmed from us playing modded L4D2, where I kept smacking her with a NSFW Himiko Toga body pillow.)
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(I joked about how if i ever meet up with my best friend, we should have a lewd body pillow fight just bc it would be funny. That conversation stemmed from us playing modded L4D2, where I kept smacking her with a NSFW Himiko Toga body pillow.)
I figured you could do those with CAH - if xvarnah let's me and you're not too bored yet 55 comments
Maybe she's born with it; Maybe it's predictive text games for the Truly bored 23 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Maybe she's born with it;
Maybe it's because I'm still in bed.
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...that's...not as sexual or violent as usual.
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Maybe it's because I'm still in bed.
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...that's...not as sexual or violent as usual.
