@timebender25
I'll do you if you do me
(Oh god I need to work on my phrasing)

As someone with both, I'm conflicted.

This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot and full of dysphoria.
Ah. Yeahhhhh. A little too hard hitting, I'm gonna try it again.
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This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot and full of furry porn.
GOD. DAMN. IT.
...IT'S ALSO NOT WRONG.

totally goals tho
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i actually have a toga cosplay in my closet, with the mask. i just need the neckpiece rn and then it'll be pretty much perfect.
oh, and i'll need to get fit. that too.

that's totally a Trapezium Xenorhast

I'm upset that I can't get one honestly.
...I wanna dress one up in cute clothes.
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I guess I could just buy a normal sized one and dress it up in a maid costume...

Just get a big knife bc unlike bullets, it's reusable

My new year's resolution is the best thing to do if you want to be seen, it is the only reason I'm still in bed.
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So it's to be more open? more social?
But I'm not gonna do it, and instead stay in bed.
Sounds about right.

I...have no idea what this is...

My cats somehow found their way into someone's house over Christmas, and stole some meats that were defrosting.
They hid it all under my mom's bed. She's vegan.

Riigghhhtt. So how much do I have to take, and what kind?

I would happily pay that price for such a fine piece of art

I'm 99% sure this is your homie flirting with you.
Every time I've had someone come to me for relationship advice (twice), it's ended with them saying they have a crush on me or that they want to date me.
Not even joking.

Gardield

1, and it's mine now.
Nobody else is allowed any, I'm not sharing.

Getting to the end of Night in the Woods.
Never had post-game depression harder than then.

My gf refers to me as her glucose guardian when i gift her random stuff bc being called a sugar mommy just makes me fuckkin uncomfortable, so that one~

Literally the only reason I'm in a relationship rn is because I expected to last a week at most.
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She asked me out, and I was like "yeah sure whatever, you'll regret it in a few days" and now it's been 3 months and neither of us want it to end yet :3

I have one kink and it's not me making the noise.
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I mean...I don't mind making noise when my partner asks, but I prefer her noises.

01. Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal a pteradactyl
(Oh god, it's starting to suggest pteradactyl more often now.)
02. Sims can no longer Woo-Hoo inside an elevator with a Sim who has been in bed since Halloween
03. The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to my own antidepressants
(oof, dark. I like it)
04. It is no longer possible to make a mess with The Grim Reaper
(I...don't know what I expected...)
05. Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to get the validation from wearing it before putting it out
(Do a fuckin spinny in it)
06. Pregnant Sims can no longer need a fuckin rollercoaster
07. Sims no longer wish to "capture a moment" with mummies
08. Babies no longer send text messages congratulating Sims on their own ritual
09. Mermaid children can now take the razor blades and then get the candies
10. Teen Sims will no longer become trapped in a child's life of crime when travelling
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I mean, it's kinda more innocent than usual?