I trod in mouse guts the once, they were cold and wet.
The moment I realised what they were, my only thought was "fuck, I wanna die now, I hate this and existence is pain"

nothing wrong with a lil polyamory if everyone consents

I'm super reserved when it comes to physical contact bc of my childhood. If someone touches me without permission, I usually run away from them, even if they intended it to be friendly.
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I even flinch when someone in my family tries to.
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When I was younger, if someone wanted to give me a handshake I'd just look at them and say "uh, no."

ah yes, boredom eating.
the reason i go through chewing gum so quickly,,,

new recruits get fanta, right?

"When life gives you melons, don't make melonade. Make life take the melons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn melons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson melons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the melons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible melon that burns your house down!"

Oh my,,,

I ANALYSE and she fucking perished.
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...what?

Whenever I've thought "Oh that flower is bright, I wonder how it would taste", the only thing putting me off eating it is the thought I might bite into a bee

I have 6 cats, I'd die if I had it open.

...does ERPing count?

...Eda Clawthorne?