8am here, usually.
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When I'm awake during the day, bad stuff happens, so I prefer to be nocturnal.

when im alone, i'll start singing Lifelight Out of nowhere because it's always playing in my head.
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COLOURS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAAAAME, DISTANT SPARKS CALL TO A PAST STILL UNNAMED-

I use Okay, K, Oki, and Kk, all depending on the vibe at that moment.
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"ok" just sounds so fuckin passive aggressive to me.

i need to buy a skeleton (an adult human sized one) because it'd be funny to dress it up in a maid costume

i get paranoid that i'm being followed when i see someone in front of me, let alone behind me.
i...might have an issue.

literally me

Is this BadDragon? I have a feeling it is. (I've never asked for help on there before tho, so idk)

Huh, I never knew the Wrekin had a myth associated with it! I used to go there pretty often to look for fossils as a kid :3

mine's an old office chair that predates my own birth.
i really need a new one...

My parents crimes: thievery and murder
My crimes: existing

bnnuy

Damn Tom, that's a lot of words to just say you can't get laid.

Ah, so you lost the size contest and had to bottom?
nice.

It's called *natural talent*
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Also this post seems as appropriate as any to mention that I pretty much lost my gag reflex. It used to be really strong and then one day I noticed I can't get it to work.
I can shove my middle finger down my throat and it does nothing at all.
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...I am decent at cooking, though.

Ah, *the* hole.
My brothers loved digging them whenever they went to the beach, and I'd like picking up nice stones, driftwood and shells.
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...and the occasional crab.
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When I was really young I took a clam home, but it was alive at the time. I left it in the car for a few days, and...well.
It wasn't pleasant.

me

And what exactly was learned?

Hello.
My name is Zont
You killed my best friend
Prepare to get a replacement