yawn 3 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
...not as far as I'm aware. I don't even talk much.
It's just one of those things I've come to expect now tbh.
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My middle finger on my left hand also makes a loud cracking time every time I bend it, but it doesn't hurt so I just came to accept it as normal at this point, lmao.
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It's just one of those things I've come to expect now tbh.
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My middle finger on my left hand also makes a loud cracking time every time I bend it, but it doesn't hurt so I just came to accept it as normal at this point, lmao.
Y'all know what to do 30 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with that joke about the island.
...what island?
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...what island?
Dry anger vs wet anger 6 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
i can't recall having dry anger ever, thinking about it.
i've always felt so helpless and weak whenever i have got angry, and once i'm away from what's upset me i cry for like an hour or two.
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i've always felt so helpless and weak whenever i have got angry, and once i'm away from what's upset me i cry for like an hour or two.
Thick vivacious awesome Mouse 5 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
hmm yes this seems 100% reliable.
i was just thinking about selling my kidneys to afford my crippling genshin addiction, i'm sure i can trust doktor michael larry
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i was just thinking about selling my kidneys to afford my crippling genshin addiction, i'm sure i can trust doktor michael larry
yawn 3 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Sometimes when I yawn, my jaw makes a gross, super loud crunch that hurts enough for me to tear up a little.
It's probably normal...right??
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It's probably normal...right??
Indeed there is 5 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
all of those except probably milf dennys.
literally only bc i'm not into older people.
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I would spend SO much time at femboy hooters and egirl applebees tho,,,
literally only bc i'm not into older people.
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I would spend SO much time at femboy hooters and egirl applebees tho,,,
The Sequel We've All Been Waiting For 50 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
I feel like "yeah I could do that, but I don't wanna" applies to a lot of situations my best friend and I get into.
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The Sequel We've All Been Waiting For 50 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
The sequel is here! Get ready for me and my best friend 2: Zero interest in the only thing I could have done.
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Let's ruin baby prayers with predictive text :') 59 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
I pray you love to beat something with an old person.
I pray you laugh at the only thing that makes sense.
I pray you never forget white bread.
I pray you become less disappointing.
I pray you aren't afraid of furry porn.
I pray you have been officially confirmed that the Coronavirus is in Smash.
I pray you grow up and go to hell.
I pray you learn how to meow better.
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With love,
I don't like them.
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I pray you laugh at the only thing that makes sense.
I pray you never forget white bread.
I pray you become less disappointing.
I pray you aren't afraid of furry porn.
I pray you have been officially confirmed that the Coronavirus is in Smash.
I pray you grow up and go to hell.
I pray you learn how to meow better.
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With love,
I don't like them.
Let's ruin baby prayers with predictive text :') 59 comments
Predictive Dating Profile 50 comments
Honeyless pancake guess I can't make lemonade 1 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
ʸ'ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ˢᵘᵍᵃʳˀ ᶜᴼᴹᴮᵁˢᵀᴬᴮᴸᴱ ˡᵉᵐᵒⁿˢ
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Predictive Dating Profile 50 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
Guess I have to change my name to Raven then.
I'll be obligated to SQWAAAAA at people and collect shiny things (hey I got one of those things covered already)
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I'll be obligated to SQWAAAAA at people and collect shiny things (hey I got one of those things covered already)
Predictive Dating Profile 50 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
My name is a Raven
My age is a fucking joke
I live for the last one of the reasons
I was born in London (nuh uh)
My body is literally just a complete stranger
I am looking at something about the creatures
I enjoy wearing my RWBY hoodie
My hobbies include feeling a bit more than half dead
My ideal partner is a fucking gift from the gods
My turn ons are you (woah that's hella forward)
My turn offs are the noisy neighbours
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Hooo, that's a lot to cover.
Many things are wrong, and many are right.
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Edited 3 years ago
My age is a fucking joke
I live for the last one of the reasons
I was born in London (nuh uh)
My body is literally just a complete stranger
I am looking at something about the creatures
I enjoy wearing my RWBY hoodie
My hobbies include feeling a bit more than half dead
My ideal partner is a fucking gift from the gods
My turn ons are you (woah that's hella forward)
My turn offs are the noisy neighbours
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Hooo, that's a lot to cover.
Many things are wrong, and many are right.
Now I know how she feels 2 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
That's why a plastic one can get the job done better-
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OH MY GOD IT WORKS BOTH WAYS
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OH MY GOD IT WORKS BOTH WAYS
Looks like I will finally be able to afford that cup of coffee from Starbucks Lol 4 comments
lydia
· 3 years ago
I still don't know how it's supposed to be pronounced.
I've heard some say it like "sex" and others call it "Keks". I just say the letters out individually, as "C.E.X".
I've heard some say it like "sex" and others call it "Keks". I just say the letters out individually, as "C.E.X".
Green defeated dear Cobra 1 comments
Riiighhtt. I totally know the one. That island...