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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
...that's the first time anyone's ever said something that's made me interested in Warhammer...
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I do not know what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with a fucking piece of the blade comprised of furry porn.
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OH MY GOD.
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The trauma didn't make you kind. [The spear that would not break] 41 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I just had it, so I thought I'd just say something here.
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She managed to pick up emotions in my voice that I could barely notice myself!
She could tell over the phone when I was anxious, which was honestly kinda impressive. She could also somehow hear me shaking at one point after we briefly discussed some of my trauma lmfao.
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It certainly went a lot better than last time, because the first time I tried to get help, I was turned away because I was mute at the time.
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It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, honestly :3
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What Food Says About You 1 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Depressed, stressed, and sexually frustrated...
It's not entirely wrong...
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My gay radar is getting a ping 2 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Oh my god they were roommates
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The only thing that God fears 9 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I'd do it for half that
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Bon-chan is turrrrtle 2 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
..f...femboy.. tortoise..?
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Life Is Like A Predictive Text Game 49 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Life is like a box of chocolates
You never know what you're gonna be able to play with.
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Add crocs 6 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Truuueee, although they feel even better with shaved legs imo
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The trauma didn't make you kind. [The spear that would not break] 41 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind!
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Add crocs 6 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Okay but knee-highs are literally the greatest thing ever.
They look amazing, they FEEL amazing, they're warm as fuck, they're comfortable - I literally cannot find a single thing I don't love about them.
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I haven't worn short socks in over a year, only knee-highs and thigh-highs.
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The trauma didn't make you kind. [The spear that would not break] 41 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I am as of late, but every so often I get down like that.
I'm actually having my first therapist appointment in a few days!
:3
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I admit the original is hard to beat, but let's try it. 66 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
We never did find the genderbent Toga,
But along the way we sure learned a lot about my internal organs.
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...That's...interesting.
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Game of Thrones: You win or you Play Predictive Text Games 53 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
When you play the game of thrones
You win or you need to seal a fucking loser.
There is no middle ground.
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...like, lock one away, or...beat someone with a Seal?
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Rustling dreams 2 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I once lay down on my hard, wooden floor - fully dressed, and slept happily.
I wasn't supposed to, I had stuff to do and was supposed to stay awake, but I didn't care.
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It's so cold my beard is stuck to my email address 50 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
It's so cold, my heart is stuck to my current best friend.
...It's not wrong...
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Stupidest human being of 2021 10 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
She's not suing tho...?
Healthy industrious Monkey 3 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Okay but shielding is boring.
Parrying, however, is amazing.
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I main Lucina in smash, and I love how pissed off I can make people when I parry their charged attacks.
I've legit made people shout in annoyance before rage-quitting.
If there's one thing that can make me laugh uncontrollably, it's that.
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tragic 2 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Huzzah! A bot of quality!
I love RWBY.
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Y'all know what to do 30 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Ah yes, The Island.
Riiighhtt. I totally know the one. That island...
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yawn 3 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
...not as far as I'm aware. I don't even talk much.
It's just one of those things I've come to expect now tbh.
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My middle finger on my left hand also makes a loud cracking time every time I bend it, but it doesn't hurt so I just came to accept it as normal at this point, lmao.
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Y'all know what to do 30 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with that joke about the island.
...what island?
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Dry anger vs wet anger 6 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
i can't recall having dry anger ever, thinking about it.
i've always felt so helpless and weak whenever i have got angry, and once i'm away from what's upset me i cry for like an hour or two.
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Thick vivacious awesome Mouse 5 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
hmm yes this seems 100% reliable.
i was just thinking about selling my kidneys to afford my crippling genshin addiction, i'm sure i can trust doktor michael larry
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