I too, become exceedingly gay when drunk.
Problem is, I become hella subby and needy,,,

Ah, Unus Annus.

Me: *stands up*
*everything goes black*
Me: *crumples into a ball on the floor*
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It's fucking embarrassing when it happens in public, like, I don't want strangers to feel pity towards me...

I needed a mop because I'm a pimp.

Wait is that Subaru killing himself?

Sure, I like spooky stuff. The graveyard next to my house is almost definitely haunted (a woman killed herself in it a few years back, so if it wasn't before, it is now lmao), and I've seen a few things, but I'd like some more solid proof.

This year the Easter Bunny brought me a basket filled with delicious flowers and also a bunch of vegetables that were painted to look like a stone.
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Well that's fuckin boring.
I expected something a lot more... intense, since my gf's fursona is a bunny, so I've definitely typed some, uh... nsfw things regarding said rabbit
Like, I really expected something more fun
:<

I used to have fruit polos every time I went swimming, bc the center that we went to for it had vending machines. I always associate them with the smell of chlorine, in good way (mostly them getting rid of the taste of chlorine).

My younger brother started playing Genshin for the first time yesterday, and Amber's his favourite so far.

Today on Top Gear 1969. Richard attempts to contact the dealer. James travels back to London in a few moments. And I burn an entire world to the ground with a few hundred pounds.

Today is April Fools Day
Believe that I will not have any responsibility for any damage caused to your body
And trust no one.