My pockets can't even safely fit my phone, whereas my brother's can hold an entire Nintendo switch in each...

UwU *notices your vulnerable flesh*
OwO *poisons you*

Me, except when I was trying my best, I got (unrelated) traumatised and went mute, and now talking exhausts me mentally and physically.

I like Michael Reeves' video on that robotic dog thing

I'd always get caught up in group punishments in high school, it sucked, but if we were just told to be quiet, I'd rest my head on my arms and close my eyes till it was over. It was honestly kinda nice because the tables were usually cold, and I always needed more sleep.

I'm only just learning all my bio father's side of the family recently (I have had no contact with most of them, and none whatsoever in the last 5-6 years).
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I actually asked my mom to draw out a short family tree for me, which helped a little.
(The reason I'm getting this info now, is bc I asked my mom to maybe put me in contact with my sisters,,, apparently they really want to get to know me, because we've never actually met,,,)

*middle fingers*

Nah, It's just they don't want to ask you out.
My girlfriend asked me out with no problem, she made it very clear that she wanted me as her gf.

I need more swords

Especially if it makes a nice noise

I used to bite when I was a kid, and I literally said the same thing with a mouthful of my oldest brother's shoulder-flesh LMAO.
(I'm less feral now (to an extent))
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(Also I'm ignoring that bottom right one)

I first played DDLC unmedicated, at a point where my depression was hella bad, despite being told that it was a very bad idea.
I enjoyed crying at it, honestly.

Who's Rem?

In terms of things started in VRChat, Ugandan Knuckles is much better than the "no-no square" Green Toothbrushes.
I'd much rather be in a lobby of these than be around a single green fuckin brush.

Thighs are wonderful because anyone of any gender can have good ones

I too, become exceedingly gay when drunk.
Problem is, I become hella subby and needy,,,

Ah, Unus Annus.

Me: *stands up*
*everything goes black*
Me: *crumples into a ball on the floor*
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It's fucking embarrassing when it happens in public, like, I don't want strangers to feel pity towards me...

I needed a mop because I'm a pimp.