Burnt af, then I eat the burnt bit, and then put it back to burn some more, bc I actually don't really like it gooey.

I̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶g̶f̶ ̶l̶m̶a̶o̶

I was best friends with my gf before we started dating, and we still are :3

Imagine you get handed your starter pokemon and it's just a fuckin pensioner, who keels over and dies the moment a zigzagoon growls at it.

Honestly my only issue with them is when they don't clean up after themselves. At least like, hire a skip or something? Don't just leave a ton of waste and/or burn it.
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When I was a kid, a group stayed in the park next to my house, and they left all their rubbish for everyone else to clean up, and they wrecked the play area iirc :/
Also they were kinda aggressive about their territory, so none of the local kids could play in the park at all.

Well I'm useless, so therefore, you are too.

I feel like red light would set the mood to be murdered, honestly.

He's going to go find a dolphin, presumably

is that the guy from alvin and the chipmunks?

The first time I played SCP:Containment Breach, I said "oh, I wonder if there's fall damage", as I yeeted myself down the stairs.
Yes, yes, there is fall damage.
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Also, Looks > Damage, always

I honestly wouldn't be able to choose between a femboy and a tomboy if given the choice tbh.

I got her basically as soon as her banner dropped~
Didn't fail the 50/50 pity that time.
Flexed her like crazy during the windtrace event lmaooo
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...Klee's banner, however... I got my 4th Keqing. My girlfriend just laughed at me :<

Warframe's shotguns are fun as fuck imo.

Eyyy, probably my favourite show as of late!
I binged the entire thing within a week, 0 regrets.

That sounds kinda, uh, incel-y, and blaming women for the whole thing, when marriage is about *both* people, and they should be equals.
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That said, I don't plan to get married. All of my mom's relationships ended up poorly, with her partners (for the record, she only ever dated men) always either abusing her, or us kids.

Me: *sets alarms, and sleeps through all of them, and wakes up whenever the fuck my body decides to*

It's an art piece, it's not actually real, btw;
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sleeping-lady-mountain/

...can I have all 3?

Honestly my favourite character in Re:Zero.
Literally the reason that I started watching it :3