I wish to drop something into that fire

Holding it in my right hand just feels so wrong, but I never have any problems reaching either side.

Y i k e s

Jeeez, that doesn't make me old, I played it in primary school...
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....oh god, there are people that think that I'm old.

That's called docking

So true

I feel like a modern drink like that would just, like, instantly kill a person from any time before 150 years ago.

Burnt af, then I eat the burnt bit, and then put it back to burn some more, bc I actually don't really like it gooey.

I̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶g̶f̶ ̶l̶m̶a̶o̶

I was best friends with my gf before we started dating, and we still are :3

Imagine you get handed your starter pokemon and it's just a fuckin pensioner, who keels over and dies the moment a zigzagoon growls at it.

Honestly my only issue with them is when they don't clean up after themselves. At least like, hire a skip or something? Don't just leave a ton of waste and/or burn it.
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When I was a kid, a group stayed in the park next to my house, and they left all their rubbish for everyone else to clean up, and they wrecked the play area iirc :/
Also they were kinda aggressive about their territory, so none of the local kids could play in the park at all.

Well I'm useless, so therefore, you are too.

I feel like red light would set the mood to be murdered, honestly.

He's going to go find a dolphin, presumably

is that the guy from alvin and the chipmunks?

The first time I played SCP:Containment Breach, I said "oh, I wonder if there's fall damage", as I yeeted myself down the stairs.
Yes, yes, there is fall damage.
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Also, Looks > Damage, always

I honestly wouldn't be able to choose between a femboy and a tomboy if given the choice tbh.