pleeeease someone find me a link!

Who the fuck gave you the right?

googled sheep cat, this is what showed up:
https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/b5x1gmkciaajldq1.jpg?w=580&h=435

contrary to popular belief when a cat squints or blinks slowly at you it's a sign of trust and affection.

My cat was so obsessed with yogurt he would bite my face to get it from me when I ate it. (he only ever bit me for yogurt)

Ok but we all know what happens when you use the stairs in the grudge

Reminds me of the episode of grey's anatomy where they operate on a guy with a swastika tattoo and they end up scaring it so that it no longer looks like one.

Do you know how bad my procrastinating would get? I would spend a week with the time froze right before class and still wouldn't get shit done.

That's kind of how I got my cat. I rescued her as a 6 week old kitten and my dad was convinced we were gonna get rid of her, but two weeks after she arrived I asked my dad if we were still finding a home for her and he looked at me like I was crazy. She now sleeps with him every night.

I actually caught it this time!

God I hate "babe" my ex used to call me that in a condescending way whenever I was mad at him like I was being ridiculous. Now it pisses me off if someone tries to call me that.

I think that's part of their powers they're the size of average sea creatures.

that looks awful.

oops

I actually really want what he's selling it looks like it works well

Drake is that you?

I was too distracted by the name tags to focus on the joke

what about us girls that too want to see the booty?

I'm still comprehending the fact people will eat milk and cookies without dunking the cookies.

took me a second to realize that he wasn't a barrel.

*zooms in and tries intensely to find some sort of outline in the sheets*