omg the bathtub picture I can't handle it

cork boards...?

but Cinnabar sounds delicious!

I think the real lesson here is how freaking expensive Disney is

Hey look it's Bojack Horseman

Everytime I do it makes me laugh

I'm John Candy (guy that plays barf in Spaceballs) or I'm Gloria Wood who was a voice actor in Rudolf, Looney Tunes, and Minnie Mouse

THANK YOU. I'm tired of feeling hated for something I can't control. Yes, I realize I am privileged and I'm thankful everyday for that, but I'm not going to feel guilty for something I didn't do. I had a friend who would get mad anytime I was upset about something because I "had no right to complain". My problems are still problems and telling me I can't be sad because others have it worse is that same as saying I can't be happy because someone else is happier.

does that mean all the other parts with broccoli was switched too?

what are those even called?

I was waiting for one line to say something ridiculous like sacrificing their soul to satan

I can't wait for this to happen to me. I just started the food addicts program and I've already lost 15 lbs in 2 weeks. I have about 50 pounds to go to my goal weight.

gtf off that beach!

Can I have all four?

I'm gonna go to Mako island and become a blue mermaid. *waits for someone to get my reference*

I have a co worker that makes all sorts of sexist and horrible jokes, calls me sweety and will come up behind me and speak directly into my ear. But the final straw for me was when he tried to put his arm around my waist

I must be living under a rock because I didn't know they were together. I knew they were friends and gay but not with each other, my entire life has been made and I can die in peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgROqPjy_ag

I hope you have to poop all day and when you finally get home you can't.

Taco probably licks his own balls when he grooms himself so he better shut his whore mouth.