I could have sworn I shut the hell when I left.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-laser-cats/n12030

may I pet your wiener? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

August is like the Sunday of the year.

I've been there it's really cool!

There's actually a great deal of debate over dissociative identity disorder (formerly known as multiple personality) being real or not. There are people that experience symptoms of like "becoming a a different person" or memory loss after a traumatic experience but most of the famous cases involving D.I.D. have been proven to be a hoax. Like the case the movie Sybil is based off of was found to be entirely false.

yo dawg I heard you like Oreos

http://funnyfamilywallpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/meme-guy-about-to-say-something-5.png

dammit jerry

Way to go! *hive five*
I remember how special my first kiss was

I think buttercup should be Aubrey Plaza

What about those weird hotel blankets that were somehow super soft yet not very comfortable? http://www.clamshell.com.au/clamshell%20image%201/web%20photos/nylon%20velour%20blanket.jpg

I could never fly for that long in jeans.

I'm really glad attention is being brought to trans population but she still doesn't support gay rights. It's so backwards.

That meme will never not be funny

RELEASE MEH!

I love my mom to pieces and we have a good relationship but she'll never understand my mental illness. She acts like I chose to have my dads ADD, depression, and anxiety. I know she means well but it's like she's disappointed in me for something I can't control.